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Frosty Ray Charles

When a girl passes out mid hookup, you cum on her eye lashes. The cum will dry during the night. When she wakes up in the morning, she will not be able to open her eyes, therefore being blinded.
This bitch was sucking my dick, when she passed out and really pissed me off. I was so mad I gave her a Frosty Ray Charles. Boy was she pissed off in the morning.
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Ray Charles 

Taking a nap in a public setting while wearing dark sunglasses so as to prevent detection.
I totally pulled a Ray Charles during that lecture today
Ray Charles by Dinobot87 December 15, 2010

ray charles 

One of the most brilliant musicians of all time.
The movie Ray should be made into a first-person shooter.

ray charles 

Famous African-American Jazz/Blues/Country/Gospel/etc. muscician circa 1950s-2004. Did such famous and great pieces as "Hit The Road, Jack", and "Unchain My Heart." He played the piano and the amazing thing was that he was blind. He is one of the greatest artists in history, along with Johnny Cash, who have more collective talent than all the crappy punk rock bands in the world.

RIP Ray and Johnny
"Unchain my heart,
Baby set me free,
Unchain my heart,
Cause' you don't care about me..."

-Ray Charles
ray charles by Ray Charles Fan January 8, 2005

Ray Charles-ing It

When someone avoids making eye contact with someone he or she dislikes by turning his or her head to one side or the other, as Ray Charles did when he was singing.
She's totally Ray Charles-ing it right now. She's not even looking over here.

Ray Charles 

A super bright flashlight, usually a sure-fire. When you shine it at someone in the dark or light, the person closes their eyes and shakes their head side to side like Ray Charles did when he played piano.
person 1: AHHH...

person 2: what dude?

person 1: That asshole just Ray Charles'd the shit out of me.
Ray Charles by T.J. Dubz January 11, 2008

Ray Charles 

God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
I hope that Ray Charles does not smite me with his terrible omnipotence.
Ray Charles by shinjitsu June 7, 2005