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8. Ovaknot
Ovaknot - That white, slimy, springy lump of tissue that rests on a raw egg yolk and connects the white of an egg to its yolk. Usually there are 2 well-defined ovaknots per egg, occasionally they are almost non-existant.
"Please pick the ovaknots out of the eggs before you scamble them; they are terribly gross."
"You are crazy. Pick the ovaknots out yourself if they bother you."
9. The Slackers
The Slackers - New York City Ska Rocksteady Jamican Band since 1991 .
A Ska Reaggae Rocksteady band who continuously Grows with every generation of music lovers -
the Band includes
Ara Babajian - Drums
Marcus Geard – Bass Stick bass and Back Vocals
David Hillyard – Saxophone
Jayson Nugent - Guitar
Glen Pine – Trombone, Vocals
Vic Ruggiero – Lead Vocals, Organ ( Rumors say hes a major asshole.. But the rest of the band is so awesome)
The Slackers sound is Jamaican Ska rock n roll. While they have been influenced, and even personally taught by Jamaican ska/reggae originators, like the Skatalites and the Upsetters (Original backing band for the Wailers), the band sees its music through an American lens. This band is equally appreciative of old blues, 60s soul, rock, and Rnb as it is of reggae, rocksteady, DUB, and Ska. It is as if the Rolling Stones or the Yardbirds had grown up on Bob Marley as well as Muddy Waters. From their 1996 release, Better Late Than Never through this years, Self Medication, the NYC-based band, the Slackers have established themselves as America's premiere interpreters and innovators of Jamaican music. Alternative nation described it as "protest music made for dim, sweaty basements, The Slackers would sound at home supporting Rancid as well as some grizzled New Orleans electric blues trio." As the prescient reviewer predicted they actually finished up 2006 opening for Rancid for a multi night run in San Francisco! In addition to Self Med...
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10. TG
A ridiculously addictive drug. It is remarkable because it is the only drug that allows a person to get a high just from looking at it. It is also known to be one of the most visually appealing substances on the planet. It is viewable from all different angles, and debate continues on whether it is better to view TG from the back or from the front, because both offer quite a big high. TG is known to be available exclusively to men, but has been known to make excpetions when mixed with alcohol. Known side effects are being insanely happy, giddy, flustered, and in some cases an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. TG is selective as to who can use it, but rumor has it that when TG selects you, it is unlike any other feeling in the world. TG has been known to drive men crazy from the inevitable chase of it. There are different versions of TG, that slightly alter the effect. One version is not as powerful because it is covered with other materials, known commonly as the "clothed" version. The other version is raw, and commonly referred to the "naked" type. Most prefer the naked type, but TG is most commonly found "clothed". The amount of "clothing" on the TG affects how high the obersever gets. If "naked" TG is used and not just viewed, the high is unbelievable and unparalleled in this world. Users must beware that mixing TG with alcohol changes the behavior of TG, although some like the effects. Men should also beware that once viewing TG, all women lose their attractiveness...
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11. Big Bird
The sexual act of eating a dozen eggs (either cooked or raw), then vomiting the rubbery yellow mess onto your partner's chest.

Similar to a Cosby Sweater, in that both cause your partner to resemble beloved childhood icons.
"Hey Diana, can you pick up some eggs on the way home from work? I'm in the mood for a Big Bird."
12. G spot Hitters
An affiliated yet organized group of washers native to safeway region of mill valley california. The alleged "g spot hitters" love to smoke ciggarettes, drop out of highschool, and pick up on the freshmen girls before the pubes get to them.
tam kid 1: yo fool my mansion is open tonite im tryna have the raw beer pong func. invite all the homies
tam kid 2: even the g spot hitters?
tam kid 1: hell nooo!!
13. Shawty lo
I guess all the good names were taken from this idiot rapper. Middle name is "get".

I mean I'll admit he has some good songs, just his beef with T.I. just made him lose any and all credibility this guy had. T.I. ain't from Bankhead? OK, but respect him, he put it on the map for you so be grateful.

It's probably because of that beef that nobody really wants to do songs with him. Usually only does tracks with Gucci Mane (beefing with young jeezy, T.I.'s homie), Rich boy, and rocko.
Shawty lo... had a future in rap until his beef with T.I. Next time he'll know to pick his battles.
14. Destin
adj./adv.

1 to radiate wonder, mystical talent, and raw/uncensored awesomeness that may cause anything under ten pounds to spontaneously begin to levitate 2. to be so wanted by everyone, women (and even some men) begin to offer their children to you, born or unborn, as well as other meaningful objects as a symbol of their desire.

noun

1. one who can perform seemingly impossible tasks because of their unprecedented magnificence (cutting diamonds with words of pure terror, walking through doors without opening them, making everyone laugh at his joke twenty years before one has said it.)

verb

1. to channel one's presence of supernatural purity and brilliance into an impossible phenomenon 2. to do something that is so incredibly awesome that people kill themselves only so they can see it again when their life flashes before their eyes.
adj./adv.

"Boy: I have to go to my aunt's funeral tomorrow. Girl: I'm so sorry to hear that! How did she pass away? Boy: She saw Inception and it was so destinly she melted. Girl: ...Awesome..."
"That new kid is soooo funny, and he can see through trees... He's just so destin!"

noun

"So I was at the store with my two year old daughter when suddenly I just up and chucked her and my wedding ring at this guy. I didn't know what had come over me. Only when he turned around and safely caught her and the ring with his words of justice did I realize... He was a complete destin."
"I used to hate it when Jack would pick on me, but then I became friends with a destin, now whenever he comes near us, we make him lose another job ten years in the future. He doesn't even know yet."

verb

"Witness: You just destined that bank robber... Can I kill myself so I can see it again? Modest Hero chuckles lightly: Yes. If you must."
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