|8.||St. Vincent College|
Small liberal arts college located in Latrobe, PA, about an hour from Pittsburgh. Despite some bogus ass policies and an administration with a knack for incompetency, misspending your $28K tuition on useless claptrap, SVC is a great place for starting a career; especially if that career is booze jockey. Don't mistake this college as one of discipline, even with a bunch of monks running around, because those rosy-cheeked clerics drink more than the student body combined. Hell, they used to have their own brewery before it burned down in the 60's. Give those crazy Bavarians a bottle of Heineken and they'll be your best friends for life (and death, since they'll be here when they die as St. Vincent is haunted out the bung). Even though we haven't had a football team in over 40 years, SVC is a bitchin' place to go and drink, meet some good people, and maybe learn a thing or two in between. Gotta love it!
*Steelers (even though they suck, GO RAVENS!)
*Typical college tramps, asses, nerds, and chill people
Towson is a place where a shitload of highschool kids go on the weekends to get fucked up in various ways.more...
Towson mall-where you'll find all the middle schoolers who have nothing better to do. if youre in high school or above and you hang out at towson mall not specifically trying to buy something or eat something, youre a faggot get some friends
Recher-the only place in maryland where you can see huge bands in an intimate setting. all the good bands play on thursday, friday or saturday but you can always go on sunday and see some local band but 75% of em suck dick while the other 25% will be suprisingly good. also know for the rec room next door which is a chill place to smoke some cigs, play pool, and watch the ravens kick ass
commons-the movie theatre. usually at least one fight outside every friday night. inside is rarely crowded but a good place to piss if youre drunk on the streets and nothings open
cluck u-across the street from the commons. if you havent tried the 911 sauce there and cried your eyes out feeling like you just got maced...then you havent been initiated to towson if your a towson kid reading this go there drunk this weekend walk up to the counter and ask the black dudes to try the 911 sauce
n. A football team that was formed in Pittsburgh a long time ago. They sucked until the seventies, but then they started using large amounts of steriods. These steroids gave them the ability to win 4 Super Bowls by cheating. Ever since the seventies started, they have been the luckiest team in the NFL for several reasons:
1. The most memorable play in their history was illegal and incredibly lucky.
2. They were barely noticed for their extreme usage of steroids which gave them 4 Super Bowls.
3. They have not won ONE of their 6 Super Bowls fairly, there is some kind of controversy surrounding every one:
'05: Injured Carson Palmer, won because most teams suck without their best player. Manning and Plummer can't play in the playoffs. Refs handed them Super Bowl (The Refs are a common Steelers helper; whenever your favorite team plays the Steelers, it is playing both the Steelers and the Refs).
'08:Would not have won division had it not been for terrible call in game against Ravens, which would have resulted in the Steelers having to play on the road in the playoffs which equals a loss. Also, every team they had to play in the playoffs beat a team that beat the Steelers in the regular season in the previous round.
I'm sure we haven't seen the end of the luckiness in Pittsburgh
Bill: Wow the Patriots are much better than the Steelers, Tom. I am pretty sure they will win today
Tom: I don't know, Bill, you have to remember: the Pittsburgh Steelers always have the refs on their side.
Larry: Wow I can't believe that play John. I mean, the Steelers won the game because Roethlisberger threw the ball forward and it bounced off of Hines Ward into the hands of Santonio Holmes, who fumbled into the arms of Roethlisberger, who illegally threw it forward again, only to be intercepted, but then the defender fumbled it and then Mike Tomlin stepped on the field and picked it up, and then he threw it to a cunt named Richard Simmons, who happened to be wearing a Steelers jersey.
John: Yeah, Larry, the Steelers are so good. Only they would be able to do that.
Pissed off football fan: OF COURSE, FUCKING JOHN, THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THAT BECAUSE THEY ARE THE FUCKING STEELERS. THEY ARE ALLOWED TO WIN FOOTBALL GAMES BY CONSTANTLY FUCKING CHEATING.
A term originally used to describe someone who constantly derides others success, can be on an individual basis or directed towards an organization or sports team.
Most common though, the term is used by fans of organizations whose actions are unethical or illegal enough to warrant such "hating", and accuse people of being haters instead of actually defending their team.
Jets Fan: The New England Patriots are cheaters, they should have their titles taken away!
Patriots Fan: OMG U A HATER!
Bears Fan: The Indianapolis Colts are a bunch of softies with bandwagon fans. They're a stolen team whose president changed the rules just so passing is easier.
Colts: NOT LISTENING CUZ U A HATER
Bears Fan: Brett Favre is overrated. All he does is throw interceptions in playoff games. He needs to retire, because he's just playing for personal glory now.
Packers/Vikings: U JUST A JEALOUS HATER!
Ravens Fan: The Cleveland Browns suck and haven't won anything in forever.
Browns Fan: Yeah, they suck, what's your point?
Ravens Fan: You're not going to call me a hater?
Browns Fan: Why would I?