Top Definition
A man in his mid 40's with a greasy mullet
Plays pool, but he is shit
Has a fat wife
Takes exchange students into his bedroom, examples include warsops first colombian
Likened to a white Mr-T by liam davis
Wears too much fake gold jewellry, and looks a chuffer
Dude, your dad is rattensaft
by Number 1 in ALAN Squared July 20, 2006

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