|22.||Tuscaloosa County High School|
Tuscaloosa County High School The ugliest, crappiest, most redneck piece of shit high school in the Southeast. You should have no reason to ever go there, unless you have a sick desire to contract some sort of chronic mental illness or STD. They take pride in their mediocre football team that can never make it past the second round in the state playoffs, so their way of coping with this is by hanging bed sheets from the train tressel downtown about the school that they envy, Hillcrest High School, and from the backs of their rednecked up trucks(this may be a side-affect of living in the middle of no where). Quite a few "rednecks" attend TC High, and the rest are emo lesbians. There is a corn field across from the school, so looking out of the window and day-dreaming is not an option. "Dip", a tobacco product, has been used to replace paint on the walls, and the foul odor of second hand smoke permeates the bathrooms. The teen pregnancy rate at this school is 97%, so if you go here, you are most likely going to be impregnated. One upside is that TC can be an alternate from Central High School where you are more likely to be shot or recruited into a gang.
"So I passed by an old piss ass piece of shit building in Northport today"
"Oh you mean Tuscaloosa County High School"
Tuscaloosa County student- "Hey man! What school do you go to?"
Hillcrest student- "Hey! I go to Hillcrest, you?
(TC student leaves shamefully)
Overpriced private school that has too many jewish students. They have horrible athletics and comparably poor academics. While the school claims to be very diverse, the faculty is entirely comprised of overly liberal left-wingers who worry more about political correctness than about promoting development of mind, body, and character as the school claims. Most successful Greenhill Alums say that they would not send their children to this school. The boys are effeminate and the girls are feminists. Although students there claim to be rivals of other prestigious private schools in the area, they really are not. The second-rate resources that the school offers prevents the school from being competitive in anything.
Greenhill Student: I wish my parents had not sent me to Greenhill. I constantly have to take shit about going to a bad school, and it hurts my already low self-esteem.
Greenhill Alum: Despite going to Greenhill, I still managed to become successful.
Greenhill School Coach: Man, our lacrosse team is doing so good this year!!! We almost beat Southlake Carroll and we only lost 22-3 to ESD and 24-1 to St. Mark's.
Greenhill Parent: I am so happy paying $250,000 for my student to attend Greenhill and be a poor student who terrible at sports and life.
a scale used to rate the hotness of women. The scale ranges from 1 to 10. 1 being the lowest most fugly bitch ever seen and 10 being the hottest slut ever. The scale is not uniform and therefore can be used to fit everyone's individual life style. What you may think is a 10 may not be another individual's 10.
Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"
|25.||How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU|
The drink served by pissed-off housewives who take to much shit from their loudmouth idiotic, shithead husbands.
Husband #1: Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had
Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.
Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.
Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.
A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!
The feeling that arises upon the flush of a toilet after a hearty poo, and see the water rise to unprecendented levels........only then to subside with an almighty suck, returning the culprits heart rate to normal levels
"oh my god that shit wo immense.......fuk me whys the water cumin that high.........oh fuk.............oh fank fuk for that, that wo a text book heartstopper"
1. A word used in replacement of "Shit"
2. A word used to mean basically anything if the user is too slack to say it
3. The word used by black african rappers to describe almost anything
4. The correct response to a Jewish pixie breaking into your house and yelling "Cunt Rappa!"
A: Could you please rate my new facebook update?
B: Man that is Shizfresh!
A: Hey Dan, wazzup?
B: Ah, just sitting on the old shizfresh, drinking some of that shizfresh your wife made
A: Yo slappa, what be that beat?
B: That's my fuckin' shizfresh new sound!
A: Sounds a little shizfresh to be honest.
(A=jewpixie enters) A: Cunt Rappa!
A: Damn fine! (exits)
(A=jewpixie enters) A: Cunt Rappa
A: No, fucka! (pixie obliterates soul)
A small city in upstate New York that official name is Amsterdam but is inhabited by a large population of people's from the island of Puerto Rico hence its nickname of Amsterico, causing coupled with a large population of white trash the highest rate of welfare use and heavy hard drug use in New York(except NYC). Also the county it is in has the one of the highest tax rates in the country.
Yo, lets go to Amsterico? Na that place is a shit whole.