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When a person, place, thing, or idea sucks so bad that it is completely intolerable. You can think of the term "rate-shit" as giving a rating or score to something that sucks so bad, that it cant possibly fit anywhere on a scale of 1 to 10. example 1- I tried to sharpen this pencil, but the lead keeps breaking and falling out. This pencil is rate-shit.
example 2- My friend, Kyle Martin, had a rate-shit invention idea for a futuristic DVD player. example 3- The state Montana, found in the northern region of the United States of America, is rate-shit. |
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| 2. | dog shit o'meter | ||
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a thing you use to rate something that is really shit hey katie that cup of tea is rated on the dog shit o'meter somewhere between sloppy dog shit and white dog poo
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| 3. | Turkish Exchange Rate | ||
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When you take a shit on someones asshole and then Fuck the shit into the person a guy could do the Turkish Exchange Rate to a girl
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| 4. | shit-n-get | ||
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Adverb: Something or someone who can accelerate or operate at an extremely high rate. Some common objects that can be described as being able to "shit-n-get" are muscle cars, military aircraft, M-60 & M2 .50 cal machine guns, olympic track stars, and Deion Sanders "Man Jethro I tell ya, Uncle Jesse's hemi sure can shit-n-get"
"Ha ha, charlie thinks he runs fast, but this 50 can shit-n-get |
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| 5. | The Wetback Shit | ||
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The wetback shit is the act of taking a shit and sneezing. The sneeze propels your shit out of your the anus at a higher than average rate. As the shit licks the surface of the water, it causes a large ammount of water to discharge from inside the bowl into your anus thus resulting in a wetback shit. Man 1: Last night i was looking to take a peaceful shit. I brought my magazine in with me as usual. Suddenly I had an urge to sneeze. I had been prairie dogging it for a good four hours previous to this. As i sneezed, the shit propelled out of my anus and i received The Wetback Shit.
Man 2: Gross. |
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| 6. | I rate it | ||
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See the thumbs in the top right hand side of this page. Click one of them and you will have done an 'i rate it'. Bob 'Check out the cans on the chick over there Jack'.
Jack 'Yeah Bob alrigh, I rate it'. and gives Bob the thumbs up as he replies. |
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| 7. | shit for brains | ||
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A serious medical condition where fecal matter has replaced brain matter. Dangerous, but with low mortality rate. Symptoms: Verbal diarrhea, poor decision making skills and acne. Cure: There is no known cure, recommend quarantine from general populace. Exhibit A: George W Bush - Ran up a big bill, couldn't find a WMD or Osama in 2 terms.
Exhibit B: Everyone who voted for him. Exhibit C: Most politicians. Usage: Your alcoholic dad has shit for brains, you are a credit to the family. |
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