| 1. | slave pay | ||
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when your rate of pay is much lesser than that of a border-jumper. Hemployee: Yo bitch, I need a raise. Gimme mo' money!
Hemployer: I'm sorry, slave pay is all we can offer, unless you got here on the back of the pick-up truck with the rest of your co-workers. |
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| 2. | fettuccine alfredo | ||
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As originated by the Italians in the 17th century, fettuccine alfredo was originally known of as a simple pasta dish containing long stringy noodles and cheesy sauce.
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It was not known until recent times that the special ingrediant that gave this delicacy its distinct taste was actually human semen inserted by the overworked servents of the Italian people. This tradition has continued throughout the ages, and strongly today. It was not until the 20th century that this idea has been brought into the bedroom and under the sheets as a recreational sex act that has a little extra spice of its own. To perfrom this ridiculously arousing and scrumptious stunt one must boil noodles and alfredo sauce in pots until perfectly "al dente" next, the male must bring the boiling hot pot and however many desired bowls and eating utensils into the bedroom and dump the contents steaming hot water and all, into the females vaginal crevices or male/female anal cavity possibly causing 1st-3rd degree burns on the inside of the chosen arena. After this is complete, one must bring alfredo sauce and also insert that into the opening of choice. Next, one must perform sexual intercorse until the point of climax, then ejaculate all over the zesty creation containg noodles, vaginal fluid, alfredo sauce and more. once the ejaculation is complete and the penis is limp. open the vaginal/anal lips and dump the contents into the bowls, grab a fork and enojy! |
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| 3. | nige wage | ||
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noun. a very low pay rate, commensurate to slave labor. One cannot possibly live off of this rate of pay. Man, the only jobs available on the market now pay nige wage.
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| 4. | Comocracy | ||
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A political ideology where there are more than one communist parties in a single state, and the people elect which dictator they want for a period of time. Origin: a portmanteau of communism and democracy. A: I really like the Worker's Party Number 47.
B: Yeah, but I'm not going to elect them because the rate of pay they're offering is only $9.76 an hour. Worker's Party Number 12 are offering $11.22 an hour and only minimal cover-ups and media censorship. A: Ah, this is comocracy in action! |
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| 5. | new jersey | ||
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The New Joysee government is known for being incredibly corrupt. This has been a trend ever since Satan was elected as governor of the state in 1917 when he claimed that his opponent, Jesus, had once been issued the death penalty due to a recorded criminal record.
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Today, the members of the New Joysee State Senate eat at least 5 children a day, and the Govenor generally eats at least 7, though one day he once ate 24 in one sitting, fulfilling a dare in a childish attempt to impress his wife. "In all honesty, the government is run by the Mafia," reported an actual Jersey resident quote. Unfortunately the resident and the reporter went "missing" shortly thereafter. New Joysee was the 41st state in the United States of America. The state slogan was "The Armpit of America!", now "The Fabulous Armpit State!". As of 10/01/07 the capitol is New Joysee City. Created when the Old Joysee was cast beneath the sea by the god Poseidon, the City-State of New Joysee is a scientifically formulated mixture of cow cheese, old fashioned blue-collar values, and fungally festooned ferret felt, best enjoyed while enjoying romance under a full moon listening to muskrat love. In some mythologies, New Joysee is the land of Paradise, the Garden of Alden, even. However, such stories are generally believed only by hopelessly psychotic homeless people who wander the streets of Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Note: Only fucking New Yorkers say New Joysee. New Jersey is a lot cleaner than o... |
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| 6. | Bling Economics | ||
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Defines the gap between regular economics and the actualy economics of society. The coutries finacial definitions are defined by the governments assumption on what the "AVERAGE" family does, however bling economics describes the fact that the modern families want more than the average family.
For instance the average family according to the govt shops for nescafe and the mordern person want starbucks. THEREFORE, pricing things according to the govts rate of inflation as oposed to bling economics rate of inflation leads many of the population taking pay cuts. Govt: The current rate of inflation is 2.5%
bling economics: The rate of inflation for consumerist economy is 10% |
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| 7. | People's Republic of Maryland | ||
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Most ghetto state in the USA. Seriously, half the state is a giant ghetto. PG County, Baltimore, Western Maryland (AKA Apalachia), eastern Montgomery County, Northern Charles County. It is run by an overbearing government with high taxes, excessive regulations, and there's tons of lawyers, so nothing ever gets done. Like most places, there are some rich people there, but for the ones that have a choice (in the DC area for example), most of them only live there because the road system is too insufficient for them to live in Virginia and still get to work at a reasonable time. Or in the case of Potomac and Chevy Chase, their kids go to private schools and they're so rich they could care less how much they pay in taxes. Marylander: "Komissar Omalley is raising taxes and some lawyers sued to stop construction of the ICC freeway again."
Virginian: "What do you expect in the People's Republic of Maryland?" |
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