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serious fuckery, tomfoolery, or other such shenanigans
Peggy: Gina slept with her son's best friend, AND his father. AND THE FATHER IS HER THERAPIST, WHO PRESCRIBES HER VICODIN. Which she sells to her son's best friend.

Nina: Stop it right there, Peggy. I cannot DEAL with this ratchetry.
by Goldmines January 23, 2012
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When a person is, or chooses to be ratchet! The act of being ratchet.
Expecting a hotel's maid service to dispose of your used condoms is a classic example of ratchetry!
by Talk2me-Pervious May 11, 2017
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Used to describe the act of twerking while being classy.
Then she began to tell me that she was a boss ass bitch. Ahahaha! I mean, that ratchetry although. Haha yolo!

I mean, and then she decided to get on the floor and just twerk and I mean, such ratchetry really, ahahaha turnup!

Oh my god you wouldn't believe the ratchetry I saw yesterday. This woman dropped her thun-thuns. I mean, the struggling has got to be real.
by take-a-random-guess January 09, 2014
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