| 57. | Day-shorts | ||
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1) disposable plasti - diapers/ pull-ups put upon ghetto children by their ghetto mother counterparts - usually worn all day or for extended periods of time in place of actual clothing.
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Cool-aid. 2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target. To be truly "authentic", mens' day shorts are seldom/never washed and have "mystery" stains readily visible by black light Yo, did you check that hoody rat's crumb? That kid was runnin' wild in the store - with his day-shorts all crackling, dirt-neck and his face all snotty, looking for his sippy up and his mama!
-Bro, what'd you do this weekend? -Yo I just chilled the whole time in my day-shorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times. |
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| 58. | Twin City Rat Trap | ||
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Take 4 strong laxatives and immediately Place a wild field mouse deep (and I mean Deep) inside your loves anus and proceed to spray a entire can of canned cheesed (preferably KrafT) into the butthole, The field mouse will then begin to slowly eat its way out causing a tingling sensation this will enhance the laxative and cause an explosion of cheese/shit/and hopefully a mouse into your face. You then proceed to put the mouse back in for seconds (if it came out) and continue the process until the laxatives lose effect.
n. Hello mam, how would you like to come back to my home and enjoy a nice twin city rat trap?
That twin city rat trap really is kind of like a human fondue |
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| 59. | River Rat | ||
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The go to move of bad poker players. A river rat is a player who, despite holding bad cards and hitting nothing on the flop, continues to bet right up until the fifth and final community card, the river card. More often than not noobs such as this usually get lucky on the river and insist on bragging about it despite the fact that their success was down do dumb luck and not skill. A river rat doesn't know when to fold and due to their ignorance pridefully consider themselves aggressive players rather than crap players, which is what they are. The most agonizingly annoying thing about river rats is that they have a tendency to be arrogant when they suck out, completely oblivious to the fact that they wouldn't last 2 seconds in a real tournament. Guy 1 - Man check out that douche, he went right to the river with a stinking deuce seven off suit and sucked out running sevens.
Guy 2 - I know aye, and look at that smug smile on his face, acting like he's an expert poker player when really he's just a noob river rat tosser. |
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| 60. | Flatulence hoe | ||
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a hood rat who farts during the act Oh shiz!! Get outta here flatulence hoe, you farted on my face!!
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| 61. | Rat slut | ||
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A Girl who dresses in a Velour tracksuit, dyes her hair blonde but has dark roots, has a fake tan and has a face that looks like a rodent.
See Jersey Shore. Bro 1: Dude did you see that Rat slut in chem class.
Bro2: Word |
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| 62. | rat on a cracker | ||
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Someone who relentlessly pursues a seemingly hopeless situation She is a rat on a cracker with that guy. No matter how many times he turns her down for a date-she still keeps asking.
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| 63. | uglyrat | ||
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one who pays people to fart in his/her face uglyrat5478: i will pay you to fart in my face
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