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1. rat farm
A farm in which live swarms and swarms of killer rats, with a large tin shed over top of it with copper wire as the roof. A poor paying job with an owner usualy by the name of "roxy" . owner usualy have a feirce amount of acne around the chest ereas.
Roxy's rat farm!
Keep em' rats in the pen acne bitch!
2. rat race
Rat Race is a term used to describe a frustrating, hard-to-break financial lifestyle. It is a lifestyle that is lived by countless people, oblivious to the very nature of it, to a degree that even when called upon, vehemently deny it.

To summarize the Rat Race, It involves subjecting one's self to a time-consuming job, saddling one's self with heavy mortgages/rents, bills, children, and liabilities, forcing the individual to continue busting his or her ass at that same job. The illusion that working at the same job will be better bars off alternatives.

It is also a misconception that getting more money will solve financial distress, but those who subject themselves most voluntarily to the race, just spend more and more, digging themselves the same hole. "I'm not interested in money." They will say. If they aren't, then why are they thanklessly toiling their lives away and constantly bitching about their financial scarcity?

It involves a variable combonation of self-induced fear of poorness, a lack of choice, horrible spending habits, or the inability to adapt to the new changes in the work force taking place during the time of this definition entry.

There exists many options for financial gain and exit of the rat race. Remember, the definition of insanity also entails doing the same thing over and over again, in an attempt to make things change.
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3. cellar rat
One who labors in the cellar (or barrel room) of a winery never seeing the light of day. Quite like a rat.
Dude 1: What you doin' for the summer?
Dude 2: Ah, I'm a cellar rat at Eola Hills Wine Cellars.
Dude 1: Sick! That place has the best Sunday Brunch in Oregon!
4. hood job
A blowjob from a hood rat for $10 or drugs of similar value.
Bob: Yo' John what did you do last night?
John: Oh I was bored and went down to Amsterdam Ave last night and got a hood job from some skeezer missing a few teeth.
5. Billy rat
Also known as a bong rat. Is an extremely low insult used on people who constantly sit around and smoke billys or bongs. Usually people who have dropped out of school, have no job or extremely lower class no hopers. Generally their whole family smoke and smoke together.
Person 1: Fuck all he ever does is sit around and smoke billys
Person 2: Yer what a dirty billy rat
Person 1: HAHA!
6. Stein job
When a huge rat gnaw's a stinky pussy
Ewe, someone just gave her a stein job
7. Rat Boy
Someone who posseses rat - like features and acts like a rat on nights out; scurrying around, stealing alcoholic drinks or dodging bar bills.
Steven: Has anybody seen Rat Boy?
Matt: No the bastard just gunned all the vod and left...
Steven: Well who's going to pay the bar bill?
Matt: Good job I have his I Phone 4 for colateral.
Steven: Ah all is well then, shall we indulge in another bottle of Grey Goose?
Matt: Indeedyo, we shall chunder like it's the end of 1999.
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