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Raptured 

To be spiked/harassed at a club or bar
“Babe, I got Raptured at Rapture last night!”

Not again!”
Raptured by charleymcpope October 12, 2019
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spiritual rapture 

spiritus raptus:

1- an expression of passion or ecstacy

2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.

3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965

4- the final assumption of Christians (oh shit, not another) into heaven
see: End of Day's: but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)

Note: SR is not to be associated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don't see: huffing (it's played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)
In the preparation of Jesus, Mary had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *spiritus raptus my dick, yo!
spiritual rapture by Rono December 12, 2008

Rapronym 

When a rapper or MC takes a commonly used word or phrase and turns it into an acronym.
Lil' Wayne: "I'm about to go H.A.M. In the booth son."
Producer: "Da fuq you mean?"
Lil' Wayne: "Hard as a mutha fucka."
(Random white guy janitor): "Damn rapronyms"
Lil' Wayne: "Look at this machine gun kelly lookin' ass trying to sound smart... Gonna go extra H.A.M. On his ass!"
Rapronym by Nick&Wendy November 3, 2013

snake raper 

Much like a worm burner, it is a ball struck with such great velocity along the surface of the ground that it would "brutally molest" or skin the length of a snake. Usually applied in golf or soccer.
That awful tee shot that still went 80 yards was a real snake raper.
snake raper by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010

raptor jesus 

Nowere in the bible does it say that jesus isnt a raptor.
Lawl im in your base killing all your mans. -raptor jesus
raptor jesus by f1r3wAll September 7, 2006
if you are a rapper you are R kelly

if you are a raper you are still R kelly
R kelly is an amazing raper and rapper
raper by thechas3 November 30, 2020