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rap•tor (rap-ter)
n. 1. A famous rapper who is angling his career towards performing as an untrained actor in movies. A rapper whose attempt at playing any role other than a thug would be laughable. 2. A music performer turned hack actor; usually relegated to playing some version of his or her music career persona. 3. Any hip hop artist who uses profits from album sales to pay dues to the Screen Actor's Guild. Much like the prehistoric raptor, this subspecies will one day be extinct. "Fiddy's work as a raptor is almost as disappointing as his work in music."
"At this point in his career to consider Ludacris as anything more than a raptor would be... well... ludicrous." "Beyonce's work on-screen as a raptor is cringe-worthy." "The raptors are a pestilence that is slowly squeezing out our potential for finding the next Don Cheadle." |
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The number one threat to the world. Hope you mowed the lawn, raptors like to nest in the grass.
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A drunk female in high-heels. Usually characterized by lots of stumbling and screeching. Watch out, its the first Friday of the school year. The freshmen raptors are out in full force.
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Code word you say when you are alerting your friends of a hot guy but you don't want him to hear you. look over there! its a raptor!
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A Pickpocket/Homeless person/Hobo/Mugger that steals your stuff or gives you weird looks and hisses at you before running at you like a Velociraptor, scratching you and stealing your stuff. It could also mean someone that frequently J-walks. Shit the bed look at that guy sat over there he is a total raptor lets get out of here.
Look at that fucking prick what a J-walking raptor bastard. |
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As in the F-22 Attack Fighter Aircraft in the USAF. Commonly known as the Raptor, and is loosely reffered to as a Raptor. Officially, it is the A/F-22 Raptor. Most civilians will know it as "our new jet." The F-22 Raptor has stealth capabilites.
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Rappers who are also Actors Common is a Raptor
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A goofy curly headed guy with an abnormal gym addiction, a small un-circumsized penis, and has abnormally short arms. His friends have tons of sex with his mom and girlfriend and he doesn't do shit about it. He is a pushover who has strange fantasies of guys holding glass cokes and wearing teddy bear rings. Dude: Man that thing is ugly, is he going to kill himself?
Girl: He's a raptor! He should go kill himself! Raptors Mom: That ugly thing came out my vagina???? |
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