A superhero - his sole purpose is to protect the world from damaging their raphes. He accomplishes this by cupping penile raphes in one hand, and scrotal raphes in the other - for their protection, and his pleasure
He is known for his love of raphes and especially those special, hypertrophic raphes.
It is believed his own raphe atrophied, as a result from that day onwards he vowed to protect other peoples raphes.
'Is it a bird?'
'Is it a plane?'
'No, its raphe-man'
'Don't you mean nis?'
'Dude, there the same person'