shit a brick and rape you with it 

To be extremely surprised and displeased about something, normally something that effects you personaly, then the act of justice opon whomever did it.

"Dude when he finds out you backed into his car, he's gunna shit a brick and rape you with it"

shit a brick and rape you with it by Zach "Tay Tay" April 20, 2007

rape yourself 

masturbating because you have to feed your addiction, not because you want to

Guy1- At this point, I don't even enjoy jacking it, I'm just feeding my crippling porn addiction.
Guy2-Damn that sucks, it's almost like you rape yourself on a daily basis.

rape yourself by b0mba September 21, 2020

I’m going to rape you 

When your daughter Karen fails a math test.

KAREN I’M GOING TO RAPE YOU

I’m going to rape you by Chodeboi January 10, 2020

Rape your cornflakes

A word to define anything negative, can be used in a variety of context.

"I will rape your cornflakes!"
"I was playin MW2 and this guy raped my cornflakes."
"Wow, you look like someone raped your cornflakes. You okay?"

Rape your cornflakes by that short kid May 10, 2010

rape your bellybutton 

the unwanted access of someones finger in anothers bellybutton

1. Piss me off and i will rape your bellybutton.
2. If i rape your bellybutton will sue you me
3. Go ahead, rape your bellybutton. i will like it.

rape your bellybutton by Franklin LaGiggleHeimer November 13, 2007

Kill Your Mother Rape Your Dog 

fuck these corporations and their fucking record stores
I don't want my fucking paycheck feeding money whores
these fuckers flood the market with their fabricated shit
and laugh as this pathetic fucking music gets them rich

stay the fuck right out of my life
I don't need your fucking advice
you don't even know what our shit is all about
so don't even try to figure it out
fuck your Spice Girls and your fucking Pearl Jam
it's all a bunch of shit, I say fuck it
Fuck your Dave Matthews and your fucking REM
you god-damned bitch, fucking clueless
KILL YOUR MOTHER RAPE YOUR DOG

Kill Your Mother Rape Your Dog by Death Menace May 16, 2023

rape yourself 

a man or woman masterbating themselfs

If you rape yourself you are jerking off or fingering yourself to a orgasm..

rape yourself by jason 510 September 1, 2006