When you forget to sign out of Facebook and your friend updates your status with something completely outrageous.
*Frank gets on Tommy's Facebook*
Tommy's new status-Tommy is gonna be a daddy!!
Seconds later 50 people comment and status rape has occurred.
On Facebook, when one person's status becomes an entire conversation, often bitching about a certain assignment.
Person A sets status: Person A does not know how to write 10 pages on Book A.
Person B:yeah I haven't started that yet. oh well.
C: Me neither! fuck it, that bitch can die!
D: lol. do we need to do such and such
E: yes, such and such is required or else she will but rape you.
C: FUCK I didn't realize such and such was required!
F: I finished :D
A/B/C/D/E: FUCK YOU
Hence, status rape.
Abusing a Facebook function where you can "like" a friend's status or wall activity.
Like raping would consist of liking at least the last 50 activity notes on any one person's profile page, resulting in a copious and rather annoying amount of activity notifications.
Michelle: I just logged on to Facebook and I had 843 notifications. What the hell is going on?
Lee: Haha, Sam must've like raped you.
Michelle: Yes he did. How annoying! Now all my important notifications are lost within this rubbish.
Faye: It's Michelle's birthday today. Are you going to bake her a cake?
Sam: No, I'm going to Facebook like rape her instead.
When someone constantly updates their status about everything and anything, most of the time something that should be kept in the dark, for example, fights with their love "I thought you were the one yada yada yada.. " etc, or about how much their life sucks. "I wish that I didn't eat this and that, I'm going to go puke now.."
Basically, it's people who want attention.
For more information, search "Attention Whore".
A: Status whore
B: Random friend
C: The smart person
A: I've been hurt, I don't love you anymore (nag, nag, nag...)
B: Omg, what happened?
A: Well.. *blah blah blah I'm so pitiful, everyone give me your attention*
C: Oh shut the hell up, don't status rape.
The phrase Notif-Rape is an abbreviated form of Notification-Rape
A phrase commonly used regarding facebook updates for people who are bombarded with lots of notifications out of the blue; usually about something which is not of concern to the victim of the rape
Spongebob: *Signs into Facebook* WHAT THE FUCK PATRICK WHY HAVE I GOT 17852396 NOTIFICATIONS :|
Patrick: ahh sheeeeett...
Spongebob: Its that freakin Sandy having a conversation on my status with Squidward... What a freakin hoe
Patrick: Duude... you got freakin Notif-Raped... Fuckeries :|
Facebook Rape is when a friend leaves his facebook unattended and you change there facebook status to something really stupid
Lewis: I got facebook raped last night someone changed my status to back soon got away to shops for tampons
Fraser: Unlucky man i kind of guessed when i saw your status i still liked it though haha
The act of repeatedly updating a friend's facebook status when he leaves the room to take a shit. Although it was against his will, his repeated lack of awareness proves that he was asking for it.
Matt: Dude, I totally wrote this thing on Jason's facebook status about sucking cock for like the third time.
Gary: Man, I really admire your persistence! He was really asking for that facebook rape.