Top Definition
a poorly lit stairwell in an out-of-the-way corner of a grungy parking lot that can only be defined as sketchy. So sketchy, in fact, that police tape blocks the entrance.
Jack: The elevator looks crowded, let's take the stairs.

Chris: You mean the rape stairs? It's a frickin' pitch black crime scene! If we don't fall and break our necks, we will at least be walking like Edward Norton after the shower scene in American History X!
by jayt5 December 14, 2009

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