1. To use grammar and language poorly. Usually associated with many mistakes in text, but almost never with single mistakes. Mistakes are not purposely done most times, the one who makes the mistakes just generally seems to have bad language skills.
Example for grammar rape - I beeaten gmaee vry fstt.
Example for proper grammar of that same sentence - I've beaten that game very fast.
1. The constant use of bad grammar in speech or writing.
Have you heard that kid talk?
Yeah, its terrible his grammar is so bad I can't understand a thing he's saying. Its like language-rape.
The breakdown, degradation, failure, or complete rape of the English language. To grammar fail is to commit the ultimate sin, especially over internet chat boards. Grammar failing has no specific definition or scenario. It can be made by any person, at any age, at any time, anywhere in the world.more...
Grammar failing includes, but is not limited to:
● A simple misspelling of a word.
● The wrong context or wrong use of words.
● Managers posting signs intended for their crew that haven't been properly proofread, and may indicate why they're stuck in their $24K a year job.
● People trying to use eloquent words in ordinary conversation to appear smarter, but have, in fact, used the word in the wrong way.
Any combination of the above Grammar Failures can be combined to form an ultimate, yet to be defined, grammar broked. Grammar brokeding is typically reserved for African Americans that reside in the projects.
Grammar failing is highly looked down upon, and committing this act will forever label you as a person to avoid associating with on Facebook, Myspace, or Twitter.
There are levels of Gay:
Level 1: Poof
Level 2: Gay
Level 3: Heavy Gay
Heavy Gay is the peak of gayness, it means that the gay in question is so gay they rape any object that resembles a man's bum.
Non-Gay dude 1: So whats up man
Non-Gay dude2: Nothing
Heavy Gay dude: I wanna rape you!!!!
Non- Gay dudes: Go away you heavy gay man.
|5.||First the tea, then the rape|
A common saying amongst Sydney Grammar Boys, "first the tea" is used to imply that you are about to rape someone, or that they are going to be raped by a third party. The logic behind the saying has been lost in time, which recently led to several government inquiries. Scientists were forced to confront the question "first the tea... but then what?". Upon extensive investigation, it was agreed that rape does in fact come after the tea. It can involve all types of tea: hot, cold, green, earl gray, in a teabag and even the raw tea leaves. Common methods include:
Waiting until someone has finished their tea, then calmly reminding them the consequences of their actions.
Or, forcing tea upon someone, then calmly reminding them the consequences of ingesting the tea.
Joseph: "Mannn i just had the best cup of tea with my grandmother"
You: "First the tea, then the rape dude."
Joseph: "Ohhhhh... honey-covered fuck-knuckles".
When one person makes a grammar/spelling error and more than 3 people correct him/her simultaneously.
"I mean, relevant to that, it wasn't that bad"- Victim
The largest concentration of jock wannabes and brain dead chauvinists in the Southern Hemisphere. Toowoomba Grammar (or TGS) is the only all boy's boarding and day school in Toowoomba. Most boys have secret dreams of becoming rugby players so they can rape stupid cheerleaders and Somalian women. If you or any member of your family and wider circle of friends attended this travesty of an educational facility, odds are you are cheating on your significant other with an Old Boy.
Girl 1: "Hey, Georgie, what school did your boyfriend go to?"
Girl 2: "Oh, he went to Toowoomba Grammar."
Girl 1: "Aha! So that explains why he's a pretend homophobe who is secretly having anal sex with *insert school's/university's/college's rugby captain's name here* and you're utterly miserable!"
Girl 2: "You're completely right, ugh! He's turned me off men, Im going to be a lesbian now."