| 666. | Middle School | ||
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1. The place where all males turn in doucebags with white earbuds embedded in his ear. For fun they mock anyone not into sports, Call of Duty or any popular rapper. Ofthen plays the guitar because it looks cool, without learning the frets or tuning. Yes they jump right for guitar without thinking about trying piano, bass, saxophone, etc.(oh and they never use acostic ones) books are "retarded and gay" and manga and anime are for weirdos. 2. They place where all females have a walk-in closet full of arecrombie and fitch, hollister american eagle and aeropostle. Thanks to daddys credit card, they have a 5000 dollar warbdrobe. They will give head to anyone who plays football. They enjoy rap and pop and think rock is "for old people" and metal is for "emos drug addicts and dumb people" when they themselves cheat on tests. Use terms such as 'lol' 'bffl' and 'ttyl' all have favebook pages. 1.Me:Hi, i like playing the Legend of Zelda instead of Call of Duty, i'm not too into watching espn for four hours a day, i like to play the bass instead of the guitar, i enjoy reading manga and anime and my music of choice is bands such as AC/DC, the Beatles, and Gorillaz.
Middle school male:dude ur a queer. 2.Wahhhhh!. I failed 7th grade, dad i want 40 dollars so i can buy 2 inch jeans from arecrombie while i listen to avril lavienge |
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| 667. | ge3k | ||
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an underground Seattle based electronic musician known for incorporating minimal experimental, drum & bass, low-tech/low fi, industrial, post industrial, techno, dubstep, rap, hip-hop, post-hip hop and speed metal elements in his musical style. ge3k's debut album drops in October 2012
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| 668. | hollywood undead | ||
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a fuking badass band. da 7 members all where masks. charlie scene - lyrical genius funny man - african baritone da kurlzz - loud mouth johnny 3 tears - the server deuce(quit) - jackass j-dog - sweet talker the producer - singer their songs r usually bout sex or broken hearts. their music is a mix of metal, rock, and rap. THE UNDEAD PLEDGE: I pledge allegiance to the mask, that I'll carry whiskey in my flask, And anyone to diss HU, I'll leave a bloody mess with you, For we are family, you and I, 3 Tears for you, we all shall cry, All day all night, our flags will fly, The Undead Army Till The Day we Die. guy #1: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD IS SO BADASS!
guy #2: inr!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 669. | Bucket Rock | ||
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A ubiquitous and formulaic type of popular American music, characterized by the usage of a combination of previously popular sylistic elements. Punk- or grunge/metal-inspired guitars and rhythms are combined with highly melodic harmonized vocals. A spoken-word rap is frequently used as the "middle eight" of a Bucket Rock composition. The rap is preferably performed by a very famous collaborator to lend credibility to the track. Next, either a musical bridge is played or a closing verse ends the song. Due to its simplistic content and predictability, this musical form is considered to be mediocre at best and irrelevant at worst. Called 'Bucket Rock' because if all mainstream American rock songs released since about 2000 were placed in a bucket and one was selected at random, it would sound precisely like all the others. What a waste of $40, we went to see my cousin's band play at the House of Blues last night, but it was total bucket rock.
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| 670. | MTV | ||
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A channel that used to be cool because it played music for all tastes (metal, pop, rock, rap, electronic, etc.) as well as music related shows (Making the video, Behind the music, TRL, etc.). Now is restricted to pop and hip hop and no particularly talented artists. Since the late 2000s, music represents around 5% of its content and the other 95% consists of shows regarding knocked up teenagers and the very worst of the U.S. society (a.k.a. Jersey Shore) who get paid thousands of dollars just for getting drunk and behaving like idiots. MTV programming nowadays: Jersey Shore, 16 and pregnant, Teen Mom, etc.
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| 671. | Glen Avon, CA | ||
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A town within Riverside, it has a close-knit community with many kid functions and family outings. We, however, have been suffering from some gang activities. Inbetween Pedley and Rubidoux. Schools include Glen Avon elementary, Indian Hills elementary, (a few other elementary schools I forgot), Jurupa Middle, and Patriot High. We are a music-rich comunity, consisting of rap, hip-hop, rock, metal, and, yes, even country. We have a lot of farmland and our police force sucks a little. 1: Hey dont u live in Riverside, CA?
2: Hell no! 1: Then where? im sendin u a package. 2: Glen Avon, CA, duh! |
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| 672. | Coldplay hater | ||
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Kindly put, people who dislike and/or constantly criticize the british alternative band, Coldplay. more...
...Not-so-kindly put (yet truthfully), people (mostly males) who claim to hate or strongly dislike Coldplay, mostly because of petty reasons such as the lead singer's decision to name his daughter Apple, the fact that they sound a bit like Radiohead, and the few claims of plagiarism made against them. I've repeatedly found that 70-80% of Coldplay haters normally consist of avid death metal, emo/screamo or rap listeners; extremely close-minded people, men trying far too hard to be masculine, or just people with terrible taste in music. Many include all of these traits. Many, many haters try way too hard to be clever with their insults, and usually end up overstating the band's faults extremely. The main trait that most Coldplay haters tend to share is a longing to appear "cool" or "hardcore" in their musical tastes. for example, you won't normally find a dubstep or heavy metal listener admitting their love for Coldplay. They will often call the band 'gay', and whiny, as well as stating that 'only fags' listen to the band. Many choose to target the lead singer, Chris Martin (as made evident in uD entries for him), deeming him a whiny middle-aged man; and nothing more. ... |
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