ratings trap 

Something that's guaranteed to get good ratings, no matter how bad it is.

Bob: Hey, did you catch the new Family Guy last night?
Jim: You shittin' me? Just another shameless ratings trap.

ratings trap by Dr. Manny January 6, 2015

ranting 

To vent your frustration; either loudly or through the Internet. Most people prefer the Internet, like going to VentNation.com or related sites, or going bat s--t crazy and ranting in someone's face. Sports fans and TV personalities enjoy ranting the most, and so do girls amongst their friends.

Person 1: Why are you ranting?
Person 2: Because I'm unemployed. I don't have a girl. I hate my life! FML!

Person 1: I HATE THE PATRIOTS. TOM BRADY IS A NO GOOD PRETTY BOY AND BELICHICK IS A BELICHEAT.
Person 2: Stop ranting and calm down!

ranting by ventnationdotcom February 9, 2010

Tour Ratings 

A tour rating is the rating out of 10 given to the attractiveness of a woman which isn't comparible to their real life ratings.

This 'tour rating' can expect to raise by up to 6 points in extreme cases as males lower their standards significantly, usually after an extended period of alcohol consumption.

Kevan: Hey James, did one smash that girl last night?

Jamie: Oh for sure... she was hot, like an 8 (out of 10)

Kevan: A tour 8?

Jamie: Of course blad! In the real world she'd be a 3 (out of 10) at best!

Kevan: THATS... why i love 'tour ratings'

Tour Ratings by Qprboys261 January 21, 2010

Ratings rehab 

When slightly depressed due to boredom or general feelings of insignificance, visit numerous websites that allow you to rate tech products/vacation rentals/celebrity outfits. By giving them good ratings you will get a temporary sense of self-worth.

Friend: "Why did you give that hideous outfit 5 stars?
You: "It's my Ratings rehab. What hurt could it really do?"

Ratings rehab by MOCHAD April 4, 2011

snap-ranting 

When someone rants about random shit in their snapchat story

"Hey, did you see Barbra's 250 second story? She's always snap-ranting in her stories."

snap-ranting by donutsforbreakfast June 1, 2015

ratings 

when someone does something that deserves praise

Luckie, " I tingsed canfield man"
Smith," Aaaaah ... ratings bruv"

ratings by Ross Luckie April 29, 2004

Ranting 

Ranting is speaking your mind. Soft, spiritual minded people or groups call speaking your mind ranting when they don't want to hear about the subject. Soft, spiritual folks don't rant, they speak their minds. Only other people rant.

The guy is ranting again we can't stand it.

Ranting by Solid Mantis January 20, 2018