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6.
To be completely and utterly drunk and stoned. (This may also apply to being only very drunk.)
"Load a bowl and pass me a beer, I'm going to get ranked."
"I'm so fucking ranked!"
Though Tom likes his beer, he always needs to smoke a few bowls to get ranked.
by Jojobah November 18, 2007
 
1.
Achieving high ranking in the search engine results for a targeted keyword or phrase
Our site wasn't showing up in the search engines for the phrase "urban dictionary" until we got ranked and ranked hard!
by Shell April 05, 2005
 
2.
Pronounced Ran-ked or Ranked can mean flaking out around last minute.
Kind of like "stood up" in some cases.
Guy: Better not rank on me again!Last time you ranked on me!
Girl:When have I ranked on you?
Guy:When you cancelled our plans last minute and I was waiting for you.
by GotyesMom July 19, 2012
 
3.
(adj) pimped-out or wicked cool
Check out my ranked new BMXing bike!
by Haylo May 26, 2005
 
4.
to be owned, to be degraded
Ben: My girlfriend just dumped me
Alex: Dude...you just got ranked!
by DWong May 15, 2008
 
5.
To be completely and utterly drunk and stoned. (This may also apply to being only very drunk.)
"Load a bowl and pass me a beer, I'm going to get ranked."
"I'm so fucking ranked!"
Though Tom likes his beer, he always needs to smoke a few bowls to become ranked.
by LaVonneChew November 18, 2007