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Wookie Rangler 

A man who loves, craves, and needs hairy women or shemales
Dude why isnt he hitting on these hot babes?" "I think hes a wookie rangler, and all of these women look well shaven"
Wookie Rangler by E.L.K. August 5, 2010

turd rangler

one who rangles turd.
a dog poo picker upper.
a newly famous cartoon
i need to hire a new turd rangler, my backyard is very messy.
i love turd rangler
turd rangler by maddie3333 February 2, 2009

Rump Rangler 

A homosexual herdsman in need of ranch hands for work on a livestock farm. Duties to include meat grading, rump rangling, gun-gauging and hog tieing. Also known as good old fashion country livin'.

Yeeeeeeeeehaw!
Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist are rump ranglers from the homosexual cowboy movie "Brokeback Mountain"
Rump Rangler by Gay Cowboy Dan October 15, 2010

tard rangler 

sped teachers who have to rangle tards (take care of mentally handicapped citizens)
Have you seen Jimmy? His teacher is a total tard rangler, she has her own roll of paper towels for when they shit on the floor.
tard rangler by TardRanglerBoss March 29, 2023

Snake Rangler 

I can't believe Tom is dating my ex best friend. That snake rangler

Rock Island Rangler

A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.

To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.

Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.

John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?

Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!

The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”

Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.

Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.

Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.

There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.