Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod
You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!
One of the greatest pitchers in the history of Major League Baseball.
Randall David "Randy" Johnson (born September 10, 1963), nicknamed "The Big Unit", is a former American Major League Baseball left-handed pitcher. During a 22-year career, he pitched for six different teams.
The 6-foot-10-inch (2.08 m) Johnson was celebrated for having one of the most dominant fastballs in the game. He regularly approached, and occasionally exceeded, 100 miles per hour (160 km/h) during his prime. He also threw a hard, biting slider. Johnson won the Cy Young Award five times, second only to Roger Clemens' seven.
Johnson finished his career first in strikeouts per nine innings pitched among starting pitchers (10.67), second all-time in total strikeouts (4,875; first among left-handed pitchers), third in hit batsmen (188), tenth in fewest hits allowed per nine innings pitched (7.24), 22nd in wins (303), and 57th in shutouts (37). He pitched two no-hitters, the second of which was the 17th perfect game in baseball history. He won a world series with the Arizona Diamondbacks in 2001.
Did you see that fastball by Randy Johnson?
Yeah, now you see it, now you dont.
the new york yankees pitcher, also the funniest name alive because it means horny penis.
i have a randy johnson
The act of buying a plane ticket to a desired destination and upon arrival, stiff arm the first person that gets in your way while proclaiming "Get the fuck out of my way, dont talk back to me." Then proceed to track down the youngest female family member of this person and destroying her vagina and asshole via rough penis RAMMAGE!"
Dont fuck around with randy johnson
"No, honey, I cant go to Tommie's recital, I planned this Randy Johnson month ago."
My dad, the name of a professional baseball player, another term for a Horny penis.
Randy Johnson is my dads name. Also a name of a professional baseball player.
When a guy is going down on a girl he scrunches up his nose, puckers up his mouth and sticks out his tongue. These actions cause him to look a lot like New York Yankees pitcher, and the ugliest man in baseball, Randy Johnson.
*This move is often seen in porn movies.
I saw this dude giving Jenna a Randy Johnson the other day.
Left Handed Pitcher for the New York Yankees
Now Pitching for the New York Yankees Randy Johnson