A discarded cigarette-butt with almost no tabacco that another individual picks up and relights for their own consumption.
I can't afford cigarettes, but thankfully I can smoke this Randy-Andy I just picked up. And what a Randy-Andy it is...
The diametric opposite of what a male porn star should be. A textbook example of low or non-existent sperm count; it appears his testicles simply stopped functioning sometime around 1978. His cumshots have been accurately described as "scrotum dust" by his female co-workers.
The phrase "Randy West" can also be used as a euphemism in polite conversation for "exceedingly small penis" or "impotent." Doctors sometimes jokingly refer to the medical condition Retrograde Ejaculation as "The Randy West Syndrome."
ex: Peter North - Large cock; huge cumshots
Randy West - Small cock; dribble, dribble
Trivia: Jewish, real name Andy Abrams. Jews are sometimes categorized as having small penises, and unfortunately, Randy West fulfills this stereotype perfectly. Thank G-d Ron Jeremy exists as a counterbalance.
Antonyms: studly, real man
My ex-husband could never please me sexually; he's just another Randy West.
Dr. Rosenbaum's groundbreaking paper titled "The Randy West Syndrome" was published in the New England Journal of Medicine and offered new hope for sufferers of Retrograde Ejaculation, .
"A veteran of 800 pornos, Randy West, 48, is wrinkling around the edges. He has an average-size dick and pathetic dribbling cum shots." --Luke Ford, Jewish porn reviewer
A full or nearly full cigarette that had once been abandoned only to be found, treasured an smoked by another person.
Oh, somebody left this whole cigarette in this public ashtray! It's a Randy-Juli'Andy!
a cool randy is a common remedy to the aforementioned "hot andy",a hand job with cool ranch dressing to ease the burn
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,the cool randy,just what my penis needs"
when a girl gives a guy a hand job...with hot sauce
opposite of a cool randy(see cool randy)
man,my cock smells like buffalo wings,that girl can give a mean hot andy
1.an extremly massive and huge person; one who is the size of 40 people; a fat ass
2. One who eats 24/7
Holy shit! That sasquatch is fat as hell! There is a sasquatch eating all my food!
In the Spectrum game "Down to Earth", the Conenabs are cute little cyclops plant things which grow in clusters, multiply like randy maths teachers and explode when they get too numerous. Quite handy because the nasty aliens you're trying to kill sometimes hit them and blow up.
Oh bloody hell, there's another alien after me and I've only got two frigging lives left, there's some conenabs over there, I'm going to head for those. Oh shit, they've blown up and killed me.