randus 

1. One who is amazing at life, usually accompanied with a ROFL

1.that guy is SO Randus!
2.OMG Randus ROFL!

randus by Randusrofl November 26, 2006

Rangus 

liquid turds shot from the anus like hot brown rain when you get a real slop in your belly. AKA ass piss.

I ate taco bell, now i have to make rangus

Rangus by blackpat66 July 8, 2016

Randish 

When a person speaks or writes as if they have had a stroke, but haven't.

Your statement made no sense. It was very randish

Randish by supertickly April 25, 2020

RandSplaining 

When a libertarian uses internally consistent, yet bullshit, arguments to justify selfish decisions that place others at risk.

Dude, Bob was RandSplaining away how their positive COVID tests the week after their Thanksgiving trip was an unlucky roll of the dice, but he ignored all the warning signs and chose to make the trip to their cousins in LA.

RandSplaining by MadManMatt December 3, 2020

randumb

When someone says something random but what they said just so happens to sound dumb at the same time.

Well, that was pretty randumb.

randumb by bitstripslang October 26, 2016

Randos

A bunch of random people.

Who the hell are these randos?

Randos by Tyler Paark December 20, 2010

Randsday 

A holiday celebrated by Ayn Rand fans all around the world. It is observed every 2nd February, the birthday of Ayn Rand, and it consists of giving yourself a gift to celebrate the "rational selfishness" advocated by Ayn Rand. Randsday is to remind yourself that pleasure in life is an actual human need and that joy and motivation are to be deserved, they will not come to you automatically. Celebrate you are alive by loving your values and re-affirming your virtues.

"hey, today is Randsday! I'm gonna indulge in some good banquet and good cabernet wine. Cheers to me!"

"Man, it's 2nd February! Give yourself a break"

Randsday by Hofesh February 3, 2013