| 1. | cock nazi | ||
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A random insult, generally used towards both friends and enemies. Just an addition to the insult vocabulary of all. Someone just hit you with a ball.
You say: God damn! You fuckin' cock nazi! |
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| 2. | smeely | ||
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A random insult that has no meaning whatsoever.
Derived from the words smell, and smeel. "care you are so smeely"
"no dee, i believe YOU are the smeely one" ;) |
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| 3. | Random Jones | ||
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(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances. Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes! Person one: Alright there Random Jones.. |
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| 4. | Beth Insult | ||
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Something said to another meant to be an insult, but is really a compliment. Random boy at table to another: "You have a small penis!"
Beth, jokingly insulting her girl friend: "Well, Lauren, you have a small vagina!" Lauren: "Why thank you, Beth." The Beth Insult actually made Lauren feel better about herself. |
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| 5. | deshi | ||
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Nobody really knows what it means, it's just a random insult really. 'You're such a deshi, man!'
'Dude...what's a deshi?' '...I'm not really sure man, no-one really knows.' |
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| 6. | XD SO RANDOM | ||
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A phrase that is said when someone says something completely stupid and/or random. It is not used to show that what they said was funny but rather as a sarcastic insult. Person 1: LULZ CP CHRIS HANSEN PEDOBEAR ANONYMOUS IS LEGION.
Person 2: XD SO RANDOM. |
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| 7. | Random Slutting. | ||
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To Random Slut, you first require an unattended, non key locked Mobile phone. Quickly access the SMS facility and type the word "Slut" Hit send, and when the directory appears close your eyes, scroll down the list to a random spot and hit send. Quickly exit the SMS application, and place the phone face down, (whilst the screen saver resets), and step away from the phone, your work is done. more...
Slut is a great word as it implies naughtyness, without real insult. Random Slutting was invented by DJ Richie Tuneraider, after an all night party, when he left the decks to find a plethora of mobile phones lying around. " I saw my friends phone lying on the table, and a wicked thought popped into my head, I have no idea where the concept came from, but it works" I have Slutted 100\s of phones worldwide, stood back and watched the fun develop. If a situation begins to get too fraught, you can always talk to the person and tell them it has happened to you as well, which takes the heat out of any situation. Random Slutting has been discussed on Radio 1 (who frowned about the idea) and is a well supported activity amongst Facebook members, Skydivers and DJ's. Once you have been Slutted, the fringe benefit is that you can then undertake "Targeted Slutting" whereby you pick someone you don't like or are upset with, Slut them, and lay the blame off on Random Slutting Activity (RSA.) |
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