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Quite simply, an on-the-go, constantly moving from town to town, easily exploitable slut. This combines the slang term "ho" (prostitute) with the word "nomad" (one who's always traveling and never settles permanently). A homad usually exhibits trashy, attention-craving, stripper-like characteristics. While being attractive in a "big flashing red arrow pointed towards my snatch" kind of way, they will usually have a background filled with physical abuse, sexual abuse, and "daddy issues" in general, all of which could be one in the same. This starts the self destructive lifestyle of moving from town to town, living for free with men who fuck them for rent, and the slow erosion of anything good or pure about them. Such, is the homad. My friend and his girlfreind, who'd been together for two years, both worked at WalMart. A random "homad" got a job there too. She displayed all of the standard homadic traits, and when she saw that my buddy already had a girlfriend, she struck! Her lack of roots and self-worth led her to send my friend pictures of her titties and offered for him to do anything he wanted to her. When my friend's girlfriend found out, they broke up. Meanwhile, the homad met some guy at a bar, had sex with him, and they moved to Reno the next day. TEXTBOOK HOMAD!
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| 23. | RCG | ||
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Random Creepy Guy - A random and/or creepy guy who Photobombs or shows up in the background of a photo. We got an RCG! He looks like Gary Busey.
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| 24. | nigger-loving faggots | ||
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Self-hating, hypocritical homosexuals who thinks it's right to jump on others and it's wrong if someone calls THEM the "faggot" or black folks a "nigger", etc. and so forth. They tend to victimize and exploit other minority groups (esp. transsexuals or Mid Eastern folks), thinking their own "minority" background is more superior, just like white or heterosexual folks thinks they are superior than black/Mexicans/Asians/gays/etc. The truth: Black people are the real racists and gay people are the real homophobes. -Scene One- more...
*two gays guys at a bar* Gay guy #1: Hey handsome, wanna buy me a drink? Straight guy: Fuck off, I am straight you butt-licking faggot! Guy gay #1: No fair! Why do I get all the discrimination!? Gay guy #2: Hey, let's go jump on a tranny walking down the curb! *Both gay guys abduct, rob, and murder a transsexual lady before her corpse was found in the dumpster three days later* -Scene 2- *two black guys outside a UCLA campus* Black guy #1: Yo dawg, wassup? Black guy #2: Man, imma so damn tired, that i screwed wit a lot of black chics last night. Black guy #1: Man, I am sic of screwin' black chics, let's go fuk sum armenians. *The two black dudes abducted and raped a random Iranian female student, who is sadly mistaken for an "Armenian" due to their lack of intelligence." News commentator: Tonight, we will talk about "Nigger-Loving Faggots" raping Iranian girls and slaughtering transwomen on NBC Dateline. |
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| 25. | Ryan Ross | ||
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Ryan Ross is the guitarist and occasional background vocalist of Panic! At The Disco. He makes girls swoon. Unless you're... like... stupid. Or unappreciative of the finer things in life. -cough-
He's been known to make boys swoon as well. Contrary to popular belief, no, Ryan & Brendon Urie are NOT gay for each other. Just say no to rumors, people. 1.
Random person: Who's your fave Panic! guy? Me: Psh, Ryan Ross, fo'sho. 2. Random person: I hate him. He looks like a girl. Me: NO HE DOESN'T. Stupid unappreciator! -smack- 3. Random person: bUtT h3z lyk gaaaiiiii!!11!!!11!!! 0MG ELEVEN!!11!!! Me: o_O ...shut up, before I sic crazed fangirls on you. Random person: NO, NOT THE FANGIRLS! I'll stop spreading lying rumors, just DON'T GET THE CRAZED FANGIRLS!!! |
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| 26. | jiho | ||
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Jiho. Defined as a korean guy that is hardworking and genetically smart. However if a guy is of chinese background, he is known as a Joel.
A Jiho is affectionately called lee or Ji or Ho or Fu... Any combination of two or more of these separate words can lead to fatality. This is known as a Jiho attack. Here are a list of things that may elicit a Jiho attack, they are 1) Physics Labs 2) Other people getting too comfortable with Pema 3) Attaining a grade lower than the first alphabet of the english language 4) Chemistry Labs 5) Tests in general 6) etc... Jihos are extremely family orientated and friendly. Just watch your back during the exam season, Jiho attacks are reported to be more frequent and random. Guy: Hey, Ji. What did you get for the physics test *notice he does not use a combination of the fore mentioned words*
Jiho: Yo! Physics test?? oh, i have not checked my grades yet, let me check it now...(loads veracross)... Guy: soo wad did u get?? Jiho: X_X Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh(he has a 89.4, that is a B+) Guy(looks at the screen): Hey man its ok, maybe you'll do better next time............ *scared* wad are you doing jiho??? maybe you could back off a bit... you are scaring me..... ji... lee... friend?? *A horrible scream pierces through air* The next day, a funernal is conducted in remembrance of the "guy"............ |
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| 27. | Andrew | ||
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A good Andrew is a rare type. He's very popular yet very secluded and has few close friends that he is very open to. He likes everyone and is disliked by almost none and rarely turns down a favor. An Andrew is not always hot but is always attractive, mainly for his quiet coolness and his looks. All girls want him. Andrew's are athletic, cautiosly dangerous, and funny. Those lucky enough to date Andrew will be the happiest girl ever. He's always faithful, kind, amazing in bed (or wherever you want him) because he's a sex god, and is intensely caring. He still owns a part of every girl he's been with. If Andrew is you're friend, he will always be. Andrew is always up for anything and loves to be constantly active. He has his moments of being a dick but apologises and forgives. He gets into crazy situations but gets out without a scratch and stays calm. He's almost always got a plan and is great at on-the-spot thinking. He's very smart but not in a nerd way and is very good at everything he does yet doesn't often admit his talents. He's got great taste in music and dresses differently but its still cool. He's always full throttle until he feels like crashing, then he will sleep where he falls. Andrew doesn't care what people think of him because he and everyone that knows him knows he is immortal and godlike but rarely looks down on others. That's because Andrew is a god and is the most awesome person you can ever have the honour of meeting and is unforgettable. more...
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| 28. | Dilshad | ||
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Dilshad is a persian name, which means happiness of the heart. He's very popular yet very secluded and has few close friends that he is very open to. He likes everyone and is disliked by almost none and rarely turns down a favor. A Dilshad is not always hot but is always attractive, mainly for his quiet coolness and his looks. All girls want him. Dilshad's are athletic, cautiosly dangerous, and funny. Those lucky enough to date Dilshad will be the happiest girl ever. He's always faithful, kind, humble (or whatever you want him to be) because he's awesome, and is intensely caring. If Dilshad is you're friend, he will always be. Dilshad is always up for anything and loves to be constantly active. He has his moments of being a jerk but apologizes and forgives. He gets into crazy situations but gets out without a scratch and stays calm. He's almost always got a plan and is great at on-the-spot thinking. He's very smart but not in a nerd way and is very good at everything he does yet doesn't often admit his talents. He's got great taste in music and dresses differently but its still cool. He's always full throttle until he feels like crashing, then he will sleep where he falls. Dilshad doesn't care what people think of him because he and everyone that knows him knows that he is awesome and chilled, and he rarely looks down on others. That's because Dilshad is nice and is the most awesome person you can ever have the honour of meeting and is unforgettable. more...
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