randaboner 

An erection which can strike a man at any point in the day, seemingly out of nowhere, and not related to the man being turned on. Often striking at the most inopportune moments.

Girl:"Ew have you got a boner!"
Man:"No it's a randaboner, it's not a comment on your attractiveness"
Girl:"Well that's ok then, my apologies"

randaboner by rojo2195 January 26, 2015

Randomner 

Very random people saying things having nothing to do with anything what-so-ever

Man 1 - Did you watch the game?
Man 2 - Yeah, it was great
Randomner - ..when a man and awoman love each other enough, the man buys a goat...
Man 1 - ...What?
Man 2 - You on crack buddy?

Randomner by Artabragen August 20, 2006

Randomner 

Randomner- a Randomner is so someone whom doesn't give a shyt about the concequences and says totally random-have-nothing-to-do-with-anything comments.

Kid 1- Hey man im screwd for that test
Kid 2- ya same i don't think im gonna pass
Rankdomner- Man i wish i could jump higher then superman.... hehe i would be so cool, i would be like noobs cant jumps as high as me..hehe
Kid 1- what the fuk are you talking about?
Kid 2- ya lol what the fuk are u talking about?
Randomner- screw you all i can jump higher then you

Randomner by Random-kid August 19, 2006

randoner 

The case of being where a male preferably of choice achieves a boner during non secual activites.

zacharhia- Dude guess what happend yesterday
Max- What?
Zacharhia- I was in the middle of swiiming lessons and i got a randoner!
Max- wouldnt really matter cuz you have the biggest chode ever

zacharhia- Dude guess what happend yesterday
Max- What?
Zacharhia- I was in the middle of swiiming lessons and i got a randoner!
Max- wouldnt really matter cuz you have the biggest chode ever

randoner by THE CHODEMASTER FLEXxx October 9, 2008

Randoner 

The random boner a guy will get in any situation

bro I was in the middle of class and got a randoner. Spent the next 10 min trying to find the hot girl.

Randoner by Bloodginger April 22, 2019