Good Story Randles

Whenever a local story is told by someone that results in a woeful ending, that has little to zero interest; the term "Good Story Randles" is announced, thus putting the teller in shame.

Person 1 - "... Got on the bus and there was an apple that was rotten at the back."

Person 2 - "Good Story Randles!"

Good Story Randles by Roflcopterlmaofestation October 20, 2010

randleplex 

To be suplexed backwards onto ones head. Refers to the technique Kevin Randleman used against Fedor Emelianenko in a Pride FC event titled "Critical Countdown 2004." Fedor, however, manged to recover from the powerful takedown and, to the shock of many, win the fight in under two minutes.

Fight fan 1: "According to UFC rules, you cannot drop/spike your opponent directly on his head"

Fight fan 2: "I guess that rules out the chances of seeing any randleplexes"

randleplex by Ali Siddiquee February 22, 2008

randerson 

the possession of constantly hard nipples

-"Hey are you happy to see me?"
-"Can't you tell? I've got randersons!"

randerson by Charles Thardeiy April 23, 2010

Steve Randle

Hot character from the book The Outsiders who is underrated and hates Ponyboy Curtis. Also he loves cars and is best friends with Sodapop Curtis. He fights with his dad a lot.

Steve Randle is beautiful and gorgeous, if you think he’s not you’re just visually challenged.

Steve Randle by [e-mail]75 January 24, 2020

Julius Randle

New York Knicks PF who signed with them during the 2019 NBA Free Agency market, he is the best Knicks PF of the 21st century.

Julius Randle was an NBA all star in 2021!!!

Julius Randle by URBAN RENAISSANCE February 24, 2021

Randers 

6th largest city in the country. Best known for being the home of Randers Regnskov, the only rainforest zoo in Europe.

Because of the large amount of tanorexic teens and 20-somethings, it is essentially the Jersey Shore of Denmark.

I went clubbing in Randers last night.

Were there lots of overly tanned, fake-boobed bimbos and tribal-tattooed, steroid-muscled guys?

Isn't there always?

True, true..

Randers by Kitten Capone December 14, 2010

randbert 

super hot plump male teacher with bronzed skin, slightly scruffy face, and slicked hair that occasionally falls in his face when the wind blows. enjoys reindeer sweaters, plaid manly shirts, tight/short pants, lumberjack boots, duffel bags, and chasing rodents as a side career. his style can be described as "rugged canadian chic". only brings lunches packed my his mommy in a brown paper bag, or the occasional salad. uber rugged and a fan of nature, especially early morning surf seshes or sunset hikes. single.

OMG look at that randbert ! what a hottie! i totes love his hurley pants and pin striped button down.

randbert by ilovecarrots June 14, 2011