In Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

One can use "in Rand McNally..." to represent a false statement, ie. something that does not hold true presumably holds true in Rand McNally.

See episode 2F13 of "The Simpsons", 'Bart vs. Australia' for more information.

When being emo isn't enough, you become Rand McNally when you go to the extent of carving road maps into your arm with a razor.

A person who refuses to read a road map when they're going on a road trip. Usually repeatedly lost, or going the wrong direction thinking he has everything under control.