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Ranchgirl 

A somewhat easy, or polyamourous female who will sleep with anyone to get out of chores, housework, office tasks, hard labor, in addition to supplementing sex for monetary payment of any value.
Bro, I'm sorry that she cheated on you with your brother, your boss, the pizza shop guy and his Dad. But what did you expect when you married that RanchGirl?
Ranchgirl by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020
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Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.
Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching
Ranching by SpiritOfSun February 11, 2020
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ranching it 

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.
"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"
ranching it by lalala45677 January 22, 2009

ranchinara 

Dipping your cheese sticks in ranch and marinara to create ranchinara (the best sauce for cheese sticks).
Dude, I'm glad I decided to serve the cheese sticks with ranch and marinara. The ranchinara lovers are going wild.
ranchinara by Sista Jude April 29, 2010

ranchtard 

A 30/70 mix of ranch and mustard.
I dipped my corn dog in ranchtard. It was delicious.
ranchtard by DJ Rock-N-Fella March 8, 2009

Ranchification 

The applying of RANCH onto absolutely any food because you're most likely an insane man named Eric the Electric who does food challenges for a living but still manages to be in better shape than me.
"RANCHIFICATION WILL BE IN THE DICTIONARY SOON JUST WAIT)
Ranchification by Wïñk November 26, 2018
When a male takes his testicles and dips them in another man's semen than proceeds to violently slap the other in the face.
Did you hear about Kevin and Andrew?

Kevin gave him a big ol' ranchie in the parking lot during lunch.
Ranchie by Big Boy Entze June 23, 2016