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Rancho Cordova 

Rancho Cordova nicknamed “Da Cho” is a low class suburb about 14 minutes East of Sacramento with ghetto ass people smoking blunts and drinking 40s scattered everywhere. Rancho Cordova has a crime rate that is higher than 66% of the state's cities and towns of all sizes. Rancho Cordova is territory of the East Side Piru Street Gang, the most active streets/neighborhoods include Lincoln Village, Coloma Rd, West La Loma, White Rock, Folsom Blvd, and Dawes St, Rancho Cordova also serves as a Russian-Ukranian Mafia Hub for illegal activities. Local rappers like Liltrev and Cellyru gave the East Side/Rancho Cordova fame.
I’m a real east side nigga I ain’t from Rancho Cordova I’m from Da Cho
Rancho Cordova by FrontoMan💯 November 12, 2020

Ranchdunk 

A cursed event that only occurs once in a millennium. It's a gathering of senders for a weekend of straight consumption and dunking.
Ranchdunk is officially open for business

Pull up Ranchdunk.
Ranchdunk by 3er January 19, 2021

Ranchovision 

RanchoVision :A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Rancho High School. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “RanchoVision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Rancho Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10
Trevor: "Bro did you see that girl?"
Luis: "She's not even cute, bro you must being suffering from Ranchovision."
Trevor: "You're right man let's go ride by Palo"
Ranchovision by ARanchoStudent June 28, 2012
a person, usually cocky, who has sexual intercourse in front of multiple people, at someone elses house. Often has no shirt on. Usually brags about football tackles and having a large penis. Walks into random rooms to show off his mediocre physique. synonyms- toolbox, turdcutter
what a ratchode
ratchode by murphytheman November 7, 2010

Rancho Relaxo 

n. A psychological place of mental relaxation.
variant: Rancho: v. To relax
1. I had a hard week of work; I'm going to rancho relaxo tonight.
2. You need to rancho right now!
Rancho Relaxo by mattosbueno December 17, 2008

Rancho Bernardo 

A city located within "the bubble." A place where lots of old retired people live. Broomstickings and thong checkings are encouraged at RBHS. The rich people live in the trails and the only thing open past ten is the rite aid in the neighboring town of CMR.
alex trebec: where does the largest population of old people in the US like to hang out?
contestant: what is the VONS in RB
Rancho Bernardo by Alex J February 27, 2005