ranching it

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"

by lalala45677 January 23, 2009

The ranch

A place Dr. Phil sends bratty, rich, white girls girls to hopefully fix themselves and realize that they don’t need a $3,000 monthly allowance or a G-Wagon.

Girl 1- did you watch the latest PewDiePie video?
Girl 2- yeah, so glad she got sent to the ranch

Subscribe to PewDiePie

by Madisyn2304 February 8, 2019

The ranch

Turn about ranch in Utah. The place Dr. Phil sends bratty teen girls

Send them to the ranch send them to the ranch

by The flower of your eye March 10, 2020

Ranching

Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.

Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching

by SpiritOfSun February 11, 2020

The ranch

Turn about ranch a teen attitude correction center Escalante Utah known as the ranch because of Dr.Phil

They can be recognized in the town of Escalante by the red baseball caps and solid colored t-shirtsthey have on.
"Hey look they must be from the ranch."

"How can you tell?"
" The red caps and look there is the chaperone."

by The flower of your eye April 17, 2020

Ranch

(adj.) A girl who is stereotypically Midwestern in a trashy way.

When I saw she had spilled Fireball down the front of her Pink Cardinals shirt, then heard her scream 'whoooooooo,' I knew she was super ranch.

by C-El, Esq January 21, 2016

ranched

a word that can mean whatever you want it to, particularly for reference to drunk people or negative feelings.

"She is ranched! She drank 3 beers!"

"I just found out that Bert and Ernie aren't brothers! My life is ranched!"

"Aw ranch! That tornado is heading ranch straight for our house! Get in the ranchin' cellar!"

by tornadotony May 23, 2010