When 2 people engage in anal sex, but before doing so, the giver grabs a bottle of ranch and pours it into the receiver's anus. After pouring it in, the giver pounds his penis in the receiver's anus thus creating the Ranch McPounder.
I invited Judy over this weekend and surprised her with a Ranch McPounder!
|2.||West Ranch High School|
-high school north of LA in stevenson ranch
-southern california state champions (band/flag team)
-white kids, mexican kids, asian kids some black kids
-the whole hip hop team is asian and some asians act like they are gangster
-kids w/ parents that are in denial of their childs activities
-some really rich kids, some kids in the middle, some poor
-mostly pretty nice
-no one wants to admit they come from a straight edge middle class family so some (alot) people ruins their opportunities by creating a bad situation for themselves by participating in unneccesary idiot drug use and violence
a couple groups: bros/brohoes, emo, gangster, preppy , misc.
-special group of girls who are rich and preppy but try to act hardcore and gangster (mostly in their speech)
Brooke: OMFG Melly Melly Bo Belly you were totally wasted last night
Mellissa: STFU betch! lol i cant believe you B-Dawg, what ever
Juan: Puta! I love the Raiders and being Mexican
Pedro: Hell yeah, "Hecho en Mexico" but I wish I didnt go to West Ranch High School so I could be un pequito mas ghetto
1. Reference to places in Colorado due to the first 3 digits in a phone number, also known as an area code. the area code is in places such as Denver and Highlands Ranch. A very boring place to live, inhabited by rich, carefree white people, and stoners.
2. A white rap group in Highlands Ranch who arent that great.
Rich white kid: "I live in the 303!"
Other guy: "Youre happy about that?"
Rich white kid: "Hell no"
"Ah you came late! You missed The 303 perform!"
"Missed a bunch of white kids trying to rap? in Highlands Ranch?? Glad I came late"
|4.||dump the ranch|
Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.
Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.
Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?
A Beautiful Sprawling Oasis East of Mira Mesa, and North of Miramar. Commonly referred to as a suburb of San Diego, it has lush vegetation such as Eucalyptus Trees and Manzanita. Miramar Lake is there. scrippies are often seen running the streets in their designer sports gear looking polished. The price to live there is far above the rundown Mira Mesa to the West. They are separated from Mira Mesa by a Freeway, Homeless people do not cross the freeway to Scripps Ranch for fear of being arrested. They choose to stay in Mira Mesa.
We live in Scripps Ranch where it's pretty and not smelly.
|6.||Don't be a Ranch|
DON'T BE A RANCH means not to be a flirty, strange person. If you are a Ranch, you will often wink or chin wave at random people at random times, mostly causing confusion. To be a Ranch is discouraged. A Ranch will do any of the following and more: wink, chin wave, double wink, touch butts of other people, wave in a flirtatious way, or all of the above (at once).
Rachel was randomly double winking at someone. Rachel's friend, Cindy, exclaimed "DON'T BE A RANCH!!"
|7.||Dallas Ranch Middle School|
Makes Bagdad Middle School look like heaven on Earth. People here are either potheads, scenes, fake preps, or wannabe gangstas. You minus well call the administration The Taliban -- an oppressive regime of Christian fundamentalists, with the faculty being their very own Al-Qaeda.
Bathroom stall sex, racial tension, homophobia, and sexism flourish at this school. Don't be surprised if you find a condom in the 6th grade area's drinking fountain. The buildings look truly like prison chambers, and staring at the mind-numbing purple and silver school colors too long will give you a serious migraine.
Most students here will graduate to a lifetime of therapy and mental institutions. But the lucky ones at DRMS shouldn't be too discouraged: by the time they start at Deer Valley, all the bitches and hoes will be washed up or a drop out by junior year (can you say "would you like fries with that, sir?").
Dallas Ranch middle school is an institution for dumbass shitheads we'll just call students.