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Randomese 

Utterly random way of saying or spelling a common word or trying to make up your own kewl term. Randomese is the official language of random.
Pencil Pusher: "Haha, that was so funny that I lemnopeed my pants!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "WTF is L-M-N-O-Peed? So freakin' random..."
Pencil Pusher: "I am teh leets, I canz speak randomese!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "Sigh, lame."
Randomese by Stealthage October 15, 2009
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Randomer 

A stranger/unknown person. Usually a friend of a friend.
"Who are those randomers over there?"

-Q. "Do you need a lift to the party tonight"

-A. "Yeah, can I bring a randomer along too?"
Randomer by xLx July 24, 2004

randomers 

Random people. People you don't know, and who seem to be there for no reason. Strangers, or barely-there acquaintances.
The ones nobody invited to the party, but who hang around anyway - no-one will ask them to leave, as no-one knows who invited them in the first place.
My Facebook friends are a mix of colleagues, school friends, and randomers I couldn't turn down in case I'd met them and forgotten about it.
randomers by Blue Jack May 4, 2009
an unfair and fixed occurence,
super smash bros melee: roy charges up his smash and releases his attack, just before a bom-omb appears in front of him, he must follow thru, smashes the bom and dies:

u got freaken RANDOMED!!
randomed by nerdatron5000 October 25, 2007
the act of getting "dome" (aka head, fellatio, blowjob, etc.) from a girl who you do not know (generally a promiscuous female who has self worth issues and has to prove to herself she is worth anything).
Hence the "random" part of ranDOME.
"Yo Sean who was that girl you were with last night?"

"Bro I don't even know her name but she gave pretty good randome."
Randome by Omeed June 16, 2008

randomest 

a word in the Alexa ditctionary.
1. beyond random, the most random random can get.
1. that was the totallyest randomest thing ever!
randomest by ADD April 18, 2005