#1-is another word that describes a filipino.
#2-This word derives from their language because it sounds just as martian as tagalog.
#3-It can also be used as a substitute for fuck in tagalog.
#1-"Hey what nationality is that chick." chad
"Shes a palangat" chris
"oh i see now" chad
#2-Lady rambles off in tagalog out in the distance.
"What ugly ass language is that" chad
"Dude i already told you, its that palangat shit" chris
"Damn thats nasty" chad
#3-"Palangat mo" some angry lola
"what the fuck did she say" chad
"Palangat mo, uhh, yeah i remember it means fuck you. I think she is mad cause you knocked up her daughter." chris
"oh shit palangat me." chad
(twod) n. Anyone who carry on a reasonable conversation or who rambles on and on with meaningless twaddle (twittle-twattle).
"Did you hear those two twads over there talking about the View." Or, "Sasha's boyfriend has such dreamy blue eyes, but as soon as he opens his mouth they fade to gray -- he's such a twad!"
A stupid-witted person who is very annoying or rambles on when speaking.
Oh my lord, Abbey! Johnny is being such a big butt head because he won't shut up!
The complete opposite of a comeback.
This takes place accidentally when a person attempts to be smart and witty but fails completely, leaving an awkward silence.
This can be used with an out dated pun, word, or joke; the only big requirement is that the person on the receiving end be confused and silenced by the odd response.
This word comes from the word comeback with the "back" meaning retort. But in the word comewith, the "with" implies that the person attempting to use the retort is just making them look like an even bigger idiot.
This can also happen when someone rambles on and on, or when they repeat exactly what someone has just said.
Alice: Alright, before I sign up for the trip to Spain, I need to know what I'm paying for and how much I'm paying for it. Like plane tickets, ...
Marissa: Yeah, we need to know the final price of round trip plane tickets...
Alice: Hotel room costs, ...
Marissa: Hotel rooms...
Alice: Bus fares, ...
Marissa: Bus fares...
Alice: Why are you repeating exactly what I'm saying? It's not funny. I'm not trying to be funny, and you repeating it isn't making it funny either. It's almost like your idea of being funny is just using a bunch of comewiths.
Mary: Ew, the school lunch today is nasty.
Kelly: What? Really? I like it!
Mary + Amy: *stare*
Kelly: Hahaha! Psych!
Amy: Ugh... Did you really just say 'psych'?
Kelly: Um, yeah?
Mary + Amy: *complete and utter silence*
Kelly: That wasn't a comewith just now, was it?
Mary: Unfortunately, it was. And it was pretty bad, too.
- A homosexual asshole or douche bag.
- Someone of the male gender who is thought to of had a vagina.
Guy 1 - Yo, check out that ginebag.. he's always making up shit about the people who ask him if he's gay..
Guy 2 - Yeah, I know.. I hate him.
Ginebag - Hey bitches. What y'all talkin' 'bout? Ooh! You will never guess what I heard about you guuuysssss! *rambles on about some random made up junk*
|62.||I'm sorry, want a cookie?|
A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.
Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.
1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!
Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?
2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*
Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?
when somebody rambles on and on aimlessly about absolutey nothing
person 1: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...blaaaahhh...
person 2: ok, ok, i get the point; you're just chabing now!