The greatest character in the Simpsons (Except Duffman). He also has the best Phrases.
I bent my Wookie!
My daddy shoots people!
Hi! Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Provider of great quotes.
Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Provider of great quotes!!!
I ate my caps!! (explodes) ooh!!
My cats breath smells like cat food!!!
It says Choo Choo Choose me... and theres a picture of a train!!
Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"
<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.
one who is an idiot or overly simple
That guy is a real Ralph Wiggum
a retarded person. ... ... ..
"Miss Hoover, I stuck my finger up my nose and some of my brains came out."