A very, very large penis. Usually attached to a man named simon. Likes to run around naked, and is supposedly an amazing lover, most likely because of aforementioned very, very large penis. He also really, really likes sex.
Dude, I fucked a raindrum last night, he hit spots in me that I did not even know existed. I came so hard. Thank god for raindrums!
by longdickdong69 February 03, 2014