raglin 

damn straight punk

sex pistols

raglin by Chase Tuggle May 5, 2003

patricia raglin 

Kapaun Mt Carmel in Wichita, Kansas was built around this ancient deity. Ms. Raglin exists out of time, and God turns to her for guidance and counsel. She holds the keys to Heaven and Hell, and Hell consists primarily of cheaters and gum-chewers. One cannot quantify the value of her class or the amount of extra credit given in a year's time. During the enlightening and philosophically enriching time that is AP English IV, a wooden rocking horse can be likened to masturbation. If you are chosen as one of her inner sanctum (Colloquially referred to as National Honor Society), one may reach a new level of enlightened consciousness. The psychologically "enriching" activity, also known as essay writing, increases the intellectual capacity of the human brain tenfold; furthermore, sentence patterns exponentially magnify this transformation of the mind (Sentence Pattern 1a). Finally, we come to perhaps the highest regarded activity of all: Book Chat. Book Chat is the discussion of extremely reputable novels (i.e. young adult novels) with the most astute of scholars at Kapaun Mt Carmel. To summarize, Raglin is perhaps the greatest professor to ever grace our insignificant planet, and her classes expand the power of the brain to the nth power.

In all honesty though, English class with Patricia Raglin consists primarily of total bullshit and lots of Sparknotes reading. The only thing you might learn is how fake it till you make it.

Patricia Raglin is the antithesis of a good English teacher, but her class is fucking hilarious.

patricia raglin by wegalize_leed November 9, 2017

patricia raglin 

Everyone's favorite English teacher, until she mentions the quiz you're supposed to take that class.

We were distracting Patricia Raglin with stories from our weekends, but not even funny Mr. Roberts quotes could stop the inevitable quiz that we would all fail.

patricia raglin by sad_balls March 17, 2021

Rawlings

A Top Quality teacher from the Diff who was stupid but smart

Yo Rawlings, You good G?

Yh Man I’m good

Rawlings by LBMA August 27, 2020

raging groupon 

an obsessive desire to participate in the latest groupon deal

I woke up with a raging groupon this morn - inbox filled with so many exciting deals, what to do?? apple mini speakers? anti-stress facial? love massage neck pillow? ooh the flotation pool treatment looks good, but then so does a Indian head neck & shoulder, or a photoshoot I could justify, somehow. Hey anyone know what the regular price of non invasive ultrasound liposuction is? How do I know $240 is a good deal?

raging groupon by Peter Greenwall November 7, 2011

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON 

...So? Go have sex.

"HOLY SHIT I COULD FUCK A BRICK WALL RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TYPE 'I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON' IN THE SEARCH BAR RIGHT NOW EL OH EL, WHORES." - You

"I'm a website, what do you want me to do?" - Urbandictionary

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON by The Website February 26, 2013

raging demon 

Jab Jab Forward Short Fierce

raging demon by Slappy May 29, 2003