He looked up at us and smiled: "You've ruined my life," he said, "you burned down my house and broke both of my legs."
"We were raging pretty hard," I said. "The ambulance and fire trucks should be here soon."
"You certainly were," he responded, and he winked at me.
If only they would all go shoot themselves and make this world a better and smarter place.
The only people who are worse are the people who give them the thumbs up. These people should be detained in a unit for the clinically ill.
Rag-ing: The action verb used to describe event s occurring during a "rage" night.
"Hey you hepcats! Drink the new swinging beverage, Rage! It will put you in a wide awake nightmare!"
5 shots of Tequila
3 shots of Vodka
2 Five Hour Energy Drinks
1 Amp energy drink
Splash of Mountain Dew
Splash of Orange Juice
Splash of Margarita Mix (unfrozen)
Lemon Juice to taste
Mix in empty milk jug. Let refine for 2 to 3 days. Drink. Tear flesh from bones.