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Abbreviation for Machine Gun Kelly, a white rapper based out of Cleveland, Ohio. He has 3 mixtapes- 100 Words & Running, Lace Up!, and Rage Pack. Lace Up is his most popular and is also a term used by MGK fans. He has lots of tattoos, but the one he is most known for is "EST 19xx", which means Established 1990, the year Kelly was born. Person 1: What're you listening to, bro?
Person 2: Just some MGK! Person 1: Hell yeah! Lace up! |
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| 2. | skaddle-pack your own waffles | ||
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Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job. Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles." |
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| 3. | Cabin Rage | ||
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1. When a person in the south is snowed-in and has never experienced being shut indoors due to bi-polar weather. Typically, the person will try doing homework, cleaning, sleeping, and any other activity to keep from going crazy. After that, they get extremely angry, but can only take out their anger by yelling at the walls or worst case scenario punching holes into walls. 2. When a person goes to get their keys to go for a drive and realizes that they can't because everything is iced over. The said person then gets super anxious and starts doing crunches, push-ups, and pull-ups to get out the excess energy. Will even go as far as to do stairs to pass time. Scenario 1:
Ben enters Blake's house: Ben: Dude what the hell happened in here? Blake: Oh, during that random snow storm I got real bad cabin rage and started punching in my walls to keep from going crazy. Ben: You need go to anger management class. Scenario 2: Alisha: Do you remember that last snow day? Sam: Yeah, I got cabin rage so bad that I got a six pack. Alisha: I wish I got cabin rage. Sam: No you don't...I was sore for days after wards. |
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| 4. | Davies | ||
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Verb - An act of violence usually triggered by immense rage. Will Davies (Present) To Davies (Future) Daviesed (Past) This idiot was annoying me so I picked up a stool, ran over to him and screamed in his face, "If you don't pack it in I will Davies you!"
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| 5. | lid-lashout | ||
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Lid-lashout - The act of rage that occurs when unable to find the correct lid for your tupperwear container in your tupper wear drawer.
Often occurs to those who suffer from wrap rage. Brah, make sure you put the corresponding lids with the tupperwear. my housemate gets wicked lid-lash in the morning when he can't pack his vegan snacks with ease.
Sometimes I have succumb to covering the container with serene wrap to avoid a major lid-lashout when I can't find the fitting top. Some one really should invent a lid leash to prevent lid-lashouts |
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| 6. | The Fury | ||
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The Fury is a member of the Cobra Unit. After World War II, he went up into space as a cosmonaut in an unofficial mission. During reentry, there was an accident that caused him to have severe burns all over his body. During the Cold War, he regroups with The Boss and the rest of the Cobras.
The Fury wears a modified space suit. It is designed to resist extreme temperatures. His flamethrower, unlike other flamethrowers, uses rocket fuel. He has a rocket pack that allows him to fly. I am The Fury! The flames of my rage will incinerate you! A great and terrible fury at being alive!
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| 7. | Stem the rose | ||
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If one more movie critic tries to publicly decipher this again I will hysterically vomit with rage.
I don't think your average cowboy has a clear concept of Shakespearean ethereal love. "Stemming the Rose" in this crowd means planting your stem (penis) in someone's rosebud (anus). Get it? I like to pull her knees up to her ears, stem the rose and finish with a Dirty Sanchez. Then we order pizza.
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