| 43. | Peanut Butter Time | ||
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The period of time when one is past the tired stage and is now very quirky/loopy/queer. Strange/silly activities may take place during this period including but not limited to singing about beavers, eating peanut butter by the spoonful, and making whale noises while listening to peaceful instrumentals. Now on occasion this period of time can turn negative when the one experiencing the delusions is upset and/or uncomfortable with someone or something. When this is the case there may be hazards and said person may be found spitting words with venomous tone, shutting the power off in the house, and/or sharpening knives. No one has ever been hurt by someone in this state but many have been engulfed in fear. Usually the person falls asleep after time. But when the person awakes they do not remember the occurences. Anna- Go to SLEEP!
Sean- (While strumming guitar) MAMA! Why am I a beaver! Anna- I swear if you don't go to bed.... Roger- Just ignore him, he is experiencing Peanut Butter Time... Anna- Where did he go? Roger- Lock the door... |
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| 44. | Yellowback | ||
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Typically found in the UK, yellowbacks are so named for their fluorescent or “High Visibility” jackets and can be seen “Working”, usually for a local council, on many, if not most, roads in the country holding up traffic whilst supposedly there to start digging it up at some point to make sure your taxes all get spent for the financial year. Usually middle aged, bald (either naturally or by choice), heavily tattooed and overweight, yellowbacks like to smoke (invariably roll up’s), drink tea and shout- which is not usually necessary as their power tools will rarely be turned on. Due to Health and safety legislation, it can take up to twenty yellowbacks to perform even the simplest of tasks such as turning round the “Stop” and “Go” signs or sitting in gritting lorries eating sausage rolls. Despite the unisex “Staff working at rear” warning signs on such vehicles, nobody has ever seen a female yellowback. Bob: "Them roadworks have been going on every day for weeks!"
Phil: "It's the council's fault! They're too tight to pay the yellowbacks night wages!" |
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| 45. | Tooth jerky | ||
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Noun: Remnants of food particles left behind in ones teeth after a meal that can be saved for later consumption. She had a mondo piece of tooth jerky hanging out of her mouth after eating those hot wings.
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| 46. | WOMPCOMA | ||
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(adj)The Coma like state one enters after RAGING HARD or "WOMPING" all night at the weekly EDM party known as WOMP held at the Oakland Metro on Wednesday nights. (Originating from Blakes in Berkeley) HOLYSHIT MAN. It's 4pm & I'm just eating breakfast. I'm in a wompcoma.
orrrr I can't feel my face. Symptom of a wompcoma. |
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| 47. | Eagles Fan | ||
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I am an Eagles fan. My team has never won the Super Bowl, therefore, I suffer from a super-sized inferiority complex. I am insanely jealous of the Dallas Cowboys because they have won FIVE Super Bowls. I am ashamed of my jealousy, so I admit it to no one, not even myself. Instead, I refer to my jealousy as ‘hatred’, because ‘I hate you’ sounds less girly and childish than ‘I’m jealous of you’. more...
I’ll offer every reason under the sun for my hatred, even though my own words and actions will prove each to be a lie. Truth is, every reason I give for my hatred is simply an excuse to avoid admitting that I’m jealous of the Cowboys’ success. That their success began so long ago only makes my jealous rage even more pathetic. My simple mind can’t move on; I am obsessed with envy. When Dallas comes to town, I'll behave like a complete degenerate towards the Cowboys and their fans in the juvenile belief that my behavior somehow demonstrates my devotion to the Eagles. My drunken bravado flourishes safely inside the cocoon created by 60,000 of my fellow fans; I dig deep to summon the courage to spit on little girls wearing Cowboys gear; my low-life friends are impressed! When I travel to Dallas, I’m stupefied and disappointed that the Cowboys fans treat me with respect, or worse, ignore me. What am I, just another visiting fan? Why don’t they ‘hate’ me as I ‘hate’ them? Could it be that the Eagles and I have achieved nothing to be jealous of? |
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| 48. | -ums | ||
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the most annoying suffix in the world jane: So, I was watching a movie with Leslie Uggams and my cat, fluff-ums jumps on my lap and starts eating my steakums...
me: go away before I stab you |
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| 49. | Ego | ||
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Ego is legion, demons inside us, an army of demons triying to use you and your energy to survive. Ego divides in seven heads, wich explains the seven demons Crist expeled from Mary Magdalene, or the seven demonds Crist expeled from the wild man and threw them to the pigs. Its heads are the famous seven sins from christianity: Lust: Avarice: Pride: Rage: Glutony: Jellousy: Lazyness: As sons of god we have an escence of our father inside, wich we have to find and encarnate. To do it we must observe ourselves and know ourself and eliminate every thoughts and actions coming from the ego. That reminds me what says at the Temple of Delphos (or something like that) "Know yourself, and you will have knolegde of god and the whole universe". We are asleep, we live like machines, CONTROLED. People live and die and at the end they didnt even know the purpose of their existence. We must wake up and think for ourselves, not what the ego tells us to do. Eliminate what controls you and find out who you really are, no matter what religion you practice or no. 97% of the thing that comes across our minds is not us, its ego. We must awake our consciousness and only live the PRESENT wich is the only real thing, the past passed and the future is uncertain. One example of each head, however millions of examples exist.
Lust: Why do we have to watch every good looking girl/guy with the intentions of violating her/him? it even happens when we have a girlfriend/ boyfriend. Avarice: Why do you want so much when you can survive with only the necesary? Anything you have stays in the grave in the day of your death... remember that. Pride: Who does that guy think i am? I will kill him. I am the best around here i can do whatever i want, nobody can beat me!. Rage: Screaming at wifes in front of kids, killing people for nothing, like recently in my country a guy stabed another guy for a passager, when the ride only costs around 1 dollar. Glutony: Eating more than you are supposed to, taking more than you need (anything, not just food). Jelousy: Girls keep criticizing each other just by watching their clothes, live your life let other live theirs. People wanting the partner of their neighbors, or the car, etc. Lazyness: I gotta wake up to go to work, while ego in your head telling you: nah sleep a bit more its nothing, you still have time. Having to do a school job and waiting for the last moment to do it. |
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