| 29. | Kutz | ||
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To clean in a frantic, body involved manner.
The residue one might find on the bottom of one's shoe after a stroll in the dog park, or on the floor in the kitchen section of a fine five star restaurant establishment. A word one might use after a painful experience or a situation of high level frustration. An "awesome" bumbling man powered by large trans fatty filled sandwhiche's, left-over pizza, and tubs of mello yellow and seasoned curled french frie's. Uncontrolled Rage "Clean the kutz out of that tray"
"I stepped in kutz." "Kutz that hurt" "What the Kutz is he eating?" "He's kutzing out on me." |
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| 30. | Obsessive love | ||
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1. Either a relationship where one of the partners dominate or control the actions of the other, and constantly checks on them via telephone or email to make sure they are where they're supposed to be, and always expects them to service the every demands that the partner has, usually ones that interest none other than the obsessive one and sometimes even fear the dominated partner. Obsessive lovers often go through a destructive rage where they threaten or actually hurt their partner or themselves because of their inability to accept that their greedy and selfish demands are not met.
or 2. An affection with an ex-lover who still finds it neccessary to call and make interaction with the ex even if that person has made it damn clear that they are done with the relationship and want the stupid retard to back off and stop being so needy. Basically the ex is in a falsehood state of mind that the boy/girlfriend is still with them, because they aren't mature or smart enough to handle a break-up the right way. 1. "Dave is in such an obsessive love that Amy has to ask when she's allowed to eat. Then while she was eating, Dave asked to have sex. She said she was eating, so he raped her."
2. "Jill is in obsessive love with me. She cried because I'm not calling her. How can I go out with her again after she broke up with me, when she was the one who asked me out at the snowball dance and I said yes? I wasn't sure of her age, but I knew I was 17.5 and she was 13.5? And the only reason I even went out with her anyway was because I was desperate for girls! She didn't meet up to my standards! But noooo! I can't go back out with her! And she's giving me more love now than she's given me while we were going out! I can't feel sorry for her anymore! And the age difference! I'm not going to be a petafile here! She needs to stop being so fucking obsessive!" |
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| 31. | Zombie | ||
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There is much debate on what defines a being to be a zombie. Actually zombies can be broken down into different categories. I'll BRIEFLY describe some of the well known types, not ALL of them. Feel free to add information or tell me how far off I am you ass!
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For example, the zombies you battle in the Resident Evil series(1 through 5 with many other suck dick side games) are humans turned into biological montrosities by being injected or coming into contact with different strains of virus's or other zombies that contracted the virus. Later in Resident Evil 4 and 5 the zombies are different than the first 3 games. People turn into zombies in the 4th and 5th installments by being forced fed a type of living organism or again, being injected with the virus. Dead bodies and animals can be reanimated much like the original zombie movies. In some cases the zombies will weild machine guns, stun rods, rocket launchers and shotguns. All of the zombies in the game series DO NOT thrist for brains or blood. They do not need any nourishment from a living body. They tend to blow your ass up or maul you to death. These zombies DO NOT turn you into a zombie. They are fast and agile and have the basic motor skills of humans. Some of these undead have special abilities and some can turn into huge monsterous creatures that have qualities of different animals or humans. Example, you fight a giant vampire bat with the legs and the tail of an insect or scorpion in Resident Evil 5. These zomb... |
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| 32. | Frage | ||
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The sudden irrational and often violent hatred of someone caused entirely by why they are eating Cecil: bananas sure are delicious!
Bernard: I'll kill your family Casual observer: that's a bad case of frage |
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| 33. | Tri Polar | ||
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A crazy fat bitch that believes taking over the counter diet pills will make her into a model. These fatties subject all who cross their paths to mood swings that go from tweeked out Britney Spears-smile mania, to unforseen rage, then ultimately to slobbery tear soaked self-loathing. (This happens in about 5 minutes or less) They usually recover by having unprotected sex with people and fake pregnancy shortly after a mood swing. Typical Tri Polar behavior:
"OMG I totally lost 2 inches, not pounds but I have these jeans will you help me zip them up??-smiles like a pie-eyed psycho- NEXT PHASE:Shit, that bitch _______ wants me to pound in her fuckin' face.-Turns red, screams a 'retard type-GRRRUUUHH-THIRD PHASE: I was watching this thing on Oprah about how I might be dying from cancer, and not even know it....I don't want to die. -Begins unwrapping twinkie, eating it and sobbing, chasing each bite with diet soda"FINAL PHASE: "I can't believe I slept with_______ he's different, you know he opened up to me..My period is like 2 days late..what am I gonna do?" |
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| 34. | Bearcoon | ||
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Bear - Raccoon... Bearcoons are found in deep wods and have the body of a bear but the small size and colorign of a raccoon, basically a raccoon with rabies and rage issues. Oh My God! That Bearcoon was on my back porch eating my dogs food, i thought it was a normal raccoon then when i looked at it, it began foaming from its ears and its eyes were glowing red, he grew 65 times bigger and smacked me in the face with his paw!
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| 35. | SAMPERCAIT | ||
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(a verb): to drive around aimlessly for hours with two other (specific) people in the car with your heads out the windows blasting Bon Jovi and the Smashing Pumpkins while eating canned beats, pickles and Triscuits. Hey guys, grab the cooler and your CD collection - We're going SAMPERCAITING.
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