| 22. | Throw a wobbler | ||
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Get really angry. Have a tantrum. Sensitive guy: All I did was point out the roll of fat hanging over the waistband of her new jeans and did she throw a wobbler or what?! What's that all about? I was only being objective. I hope my jaw heals soon, I hate eating this babyfood.
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| 23. | shishpa | ||
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(verb) 1. To "shoo" or order to go away
2. A word commonly used to berid of a pesky person or creature; typically a bug 3. The word "Benny" from the motion picture, "The Mummy" said to the man-eating beatles. (a bug crawls across the windshield trying to get into the car)
"Shishpa! Shishpa!" with rage, shooing it away with your hand |
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| 24. | Khan | ||
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A word used to express emotions of a variety of sort, such as anger, confusion, contentment, and so on. It depends upon the tone of voice and context to determine the specific use of the word. Most often used (and originally used by James T. Kirk) to express rage, when it is drawn out. Anger/Rage: Person A: I got a parking ticket!? KHAAAAAAN!
Confusion/: (A clown on fire runs past singing Christmas carols) Person B: . . . Khan? Content: (Finishes eating delicious cake) Person C: Ahhhh. Khaaan. Shock/Surprise: (A ghost appears) Person D: KHAN!? |
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| 25. | Vin Diesel | ||
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To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion. 1.The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door.
2.I lost all my hair when I Vin Dieseled a dog for eating my sandwich. |
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| 26. | rage it | ||
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raging it= partying. usually really hard. often times this occurs at a biscuits show -or even more frequently, at the hotel later on. ways to rage it include:
-eating a 10 strip -spelling out your name in blow -schwilling jim beam etc. |
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| 27. | Kyle DMC | ||
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A member of the Columbus based Desperate Measures Crew. Born in 1986, the Columbus native who plays in hardcore/metal bands and books shows has received his legendary shitbag status from his well known "cock" and "p.o.s." tattoos, single handedly hospitalizing hundreds of frat dudes, robbing armed robbers, setting people on fire, impregnating the turds of scene girls worldwide, out-eating all men who challenge him, banging girls in club bathrooms, and his unmatched rage. There is no man alive that has kept it this real since chuck norris. From the years of touring with bands to the periods of heavy drug usage to the hookers in Tijuana and Vegas and his willingness to do ANYTHING for money, at 21 years old has a superb reputation on this planet earth. "Dude... Ben.... Kyle DMC chugged half a bottle malt vinegar for 20 euros today. Not even american dollars.... Euros! He puked everywhere! He's a moron! Dude i even heard that this one time he shit himself after eating 13 tacos when he was out with Ringworm. I think if every major city had a "Kyle DMC" This world would be ruined."
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| 28. | hippo | ||
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Short for "hippopotamus" (Hippopotamus amphibius) and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae. A large, funny-looking, semi-aquatic, mostly plant-eating African mammal resambling a fat horse-pig hybrid whose pissed off at life and spends most of its time slacking around and jerking off in ponds and rivers. Despite their stocky shape and short legs, hippos can easily outrun a human (some have been clocked at 30 mph (48 km/h), faster than an Olympic sprinter). They have a taste human babies, catholic priests, and crocodiles and are thought to be Africa's most dangerous animal. They are totally awesome and on the very top of the food chain, so they can eat whatever they want WHENEVER they want. People in Africa have learned to fear and respect hippos because of their fierce character and complete randomness, ironically, the same things that makes them so cool and awesome. Kid 1: Who would win in a fight between a ninja and a hippo?!
Kid 2: Well, the ninja of course! Kid 1: WRONG!! Ninjas and hippos balance each other on awesomeness and sweetness, so the battle would rage on forever! *A ninja chops Kid 1's head while a hippo eats Kid 2's head , then they high-five and walk toward the sunset holding hands...* |
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