| 71. | Eteo | ||
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A large red haired mammal, large in stature with an extremely miniature head. An oversized snout defines this extremely masculine being. This mammal feels no emotions besides anger and rage. At the drop of a pin, it will turn on you and is even likely to to stab you in the back while you are eating christmas dinner. The Eteo does not celebrate holidays. The large Eteo charged at me with a fierce gruesome warcry, trampling those who got in it's way, and laying small explosives behind him
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| 72. | Mary Mcdonnell Syndrome | ||
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or M.M.S.
A severe mental syndrome characterized by excessive grinding of the teeth and chewing of the jaw. Named after the famous actress Mary McDonnell who developed this rare and unheard of syndrome during the shooting of the film "Donnie Darko" (her chewing is seen in the family dinner scene) Patients are usually extremely angry and unstoppable when having MMS. There is no cure for MMS and comes and goes in various frantic episodes. Patients must usually be strapped down to prevent assault on others. A typical episode characterizes the slight jaw movement on a patient. The patient loses his patience and begins eating extremely fast and angrily. MMS patients get extremely thirsty due to excessive chewing of the gums, so they typically angrily and quickly drink large amounts of water in short periods of time. The patient then gets impatient with everyone around him, usually succumbing to fits of rage and chewing on other people. The MMS patient is fully aware of the oncoming and happenings of MMS, but they simply cannot control it. They typically leave or go for a run due to embarrassment. All of these characteristics of Mary McDonnell Syndrome. The whereabouts of Mary are still unknown today.
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| 73. | Red Hulk | ||
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Red Hulk is a person who gets angry upon eating red die 40. Warning sings include mood swings after eating ketchup, becoming snappy after eating twizlers, and strait up rage after drinking fruit punch. When known how to control Red Hulks can be very usefull. on rare occasions after consuming red die a red rash will break out for a few minutes on the persons body. guy one: I dont know what happend she just punched someone out of nowhere.
guy two: was she drinking fruit punch? guy one: yah Guy two: you've got a Red Hulk on your hands |
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| 74. | Torahphobia | ||
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to-rah-fo-bi-uh –noun. An acute or chronic intellectual disorder characterized by extreme, persistent, and irrational fear of Torah, the activity of obeying Torah, or a situation that leads to a compelling desire to avoid Torah sometimes accompanied by ad hominem attacks on those who love Torah. more...
Long Term Consequences of Torahphobia: Chronic. May be eternal and may prevent some from hearing, obeying, or entering the renewed covenant in Y'shua. Short Term Consequenses of Torahphobia: An acute amnesia causing one to forget that scripture is the final authority. Acute symptoms include cerebral cortex edema leading to a loss of basic fundamental logical reasoning and reading skills. Chronic symptoms include eating pork and all other unclean foods, the blatant celebration of satanically inspired holy days including but not limited to x-mas, valentines day, sun-day spiritual exercises, etc. To date there is only one known cure: A love inspired obedience to Torah through the redemptive work of Y'shua. TpD (Torahphobia Disorder) can manifest with unexpected consequences such as an acute flareup which sometimes causes strange events such as facebook defriending and emotional and irrational outbursts of rage directed towards the witness/messenger. If TpD causes too much stress, it may be rediagnosed as TpSD. |
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| 75. | Bjonkies | ||
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(Bee-john-keehs) -A term referring nothing in particular, mainly used to annoy Dave Mandibles. Although Dave says this word does not annoy him, it is slowly eating away at his soul because of the rage building inside him. "Yo David, could you hand me those Bjonkies over there?"
"Those Bjonkies were off the hook at that party" |
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| 76. | Chezbian | ||
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Chezbian is a combination of the words, Chairmen and Lesbian and is phonetically said “Ch-es-z-bee-an".
Chairmen can be noted to be in control of their business and with this notion crossed with lesbians you get a lesbian who is a control freak and/or leader when it comes to social situations or dilemmas. Usually the physically and mentally repulsive lesbians assume this role as their need to be the centre of attention can be derived from an absence of attention due to their lesbian boyish unattractiveness. Most of the time they‘re not consciously aware that they have been categorized as a Chezbian. Additional when this information is brought to their attention a dormant, sub-human, violent fluctuation of a pure emotional and physical rage surfaces to inflict the ultimate pain on whomever was stupid enough to make the Chezbian aware of their social status (see also PMS for similar anger management issues). It should be noted that on rare occasions Chezbian’s have been documented eating small innocent children. No reason for this has been discovered as of yet but it has been theorized this act has something to do with enhancing their witchcraft lesbian powers. Person 1: “Dude, everyone wanted to go to Subway but Kate was being a total chezbian and made us go to McDonalds.”
Person 2: “Man that sucks no wonder she is ugly and fat with all that fast food she eats.” |
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| 77. | Estrogen Smack | ||
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An Estrogen Smack is when a male gets full on bombarded by a lot of women (Not in a sexual way.) to the extent of him just saying "I'm done." and is really annoyed with all females for a short period of time. The cure for a hard estrogen smack is basically... This guy needs to just be a bro for a few hours. Odds are if you've been Estrogen Smacked, you're a really nice guy with friends that are girls, you're not a nerd or anything, you just don't sexually exploit women that often. You have to chill with your bros, eat sandwhiches made by woman and just be a dude. Try not to be a dick or else those women that smacked you will do it again more angry. One night on Facebook, Ben was Estrogen Smacked. It was horrible. He had 7 girls talking to him on chat about how amazing their boyfriends are and how cute their cat is. After Casey kept writing Wall post after Wall post, Ben /rage quit and needs to go be a bro for a while, maybe do some falcon punching, or get oral sex while eating doritos.
Poor Ben. He feels like he lost his manhood. |
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