(noun) An overweight caucasian male with a propensity for eating (usually cheesesteaks, sub sandwiches, or both) and supporting his local sports team. Most commonly found in the Philadelphia area but rumored to exist throughout the United States of America. Can be identified by their inclination to cause havoc when their favored sports team wins or loses, suppressed anger expressed through road rage, and their affinity for drunkeness.
Rocky: Ay yo, Adrian, you going to the city today or what?
Adrian: No way! There's an Eagles game today and I know the stupid hoagies are going to be out and acting like buffoons.
Man, a bunch of hoagies just flipped my car over! I hate it when the Phillies win the World Series.
|65.||Penny Penny Breadbags|
A strange eyed mutant that rides a penny farthing, whilst eating sandwhichs out of breadbags.
If you call it's name you must hide otherwise the mutant will go insane with rage!
Xmen Mutant level 5
Timmy: hey, penny penny breadbags!
Penny penny breadbags: whattt!?!?!
Timmy's head has be decapitated
As we all know, Zombies are the walking dead (or infected with some kind of 'rage' virus). We also know that at one point in our lives, we will have to pick up a shovel, or axe, and have to deal with their brain eating tendencies.
But, many people are yet unaware of the upcoming rise of the 'Nazi Zombies'. They are the most evilest of evils*, and are literally Nazis who died in the war, and will one day rise from their graves, and infest the earth, probably leaving you stranded in a building with boxes that give you random weapons, and couches that you have to pay to move.
There's no need to worry, just pick up Call of Duty: World at War, and learn all the survival methods to protect you from the goosestepping dead; How to activate floating bombs, how to repair walls chunk by chunk, and how to blame your friends when they do finally overtake and kill you.
It should also be noted that Nazi Zombies can't stand colder regions (According to recent road signs), however the movie Dod Sno (Dead Snow) indicates they can rise in order to protect their Nazi Gold... So if you do retreat to colder climates to avoid your unpleasant death, don't mess with any boxes, crates or other containers of anything appearing to be gold.
*Yes, they are about as bad as 'Pirate Ghosts'
Oscar - "Oh my gawd, it's a ZOMBIES!"
Schindler - "No, it's NAZI Zombies!"
Oscar - "Oh... Well now I don't feel to bad shooting them... I mean, because, you know, they were evil before they were trying to eat my brains."
Noun - A person who is not only over weight and often ridiculed for it, but is also obnoxious and annoying.
Adjective - A word commonly used to describe unliked fat people who annoy the fuck out of everyone and can't take a hint or lose weight.
1) After missing the basket, that fat fuck Shane kicked the basketball in a fit of rage and drove off to Wendy's.
2) At Wendy's, the same fat fuck proceeded to order water with his 5 cheeseburgers in hope of eating healthier.
An individual who can go from completely calm and rational to extremely violent and racist in a matter of one to three seconds. Its as if a storm were brewing and it comes out suddenly like a typhoon. Similar to a rage filled ultra tantrum.
Triggered by: -People being loud late at night
-Having sex on a pool table
-Eating their food when drunk
-Anything you do if your named Moga
-Bringing them dishes to clean
-Chop through their door with an axe
(even worse if they are having sex)
-Cats tipping over trash cans
Warning signs: -A shrill grrrr sound
-Party balls thrown down stairways
-"FUCKING CAT" screamed
-Redundant name calling (ex: black nigger!)
-Orange towels thrown
-Door slammings and stomping
Guy 1: Hey did you get drunk and eat the guys food?
Guy 2: I think so... I dont really remember though.
Guy 1: Shit dude, you better be careful. That guy is gonna throw a Hansoon when he finds out!
(door slams, stomping)
("WHAT DUMB STUPID BLACK NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT ATE MY FOOD!")
Guy 1: RUN DUDE! HIDE UNDER THE STAIRS! A HANSOON IS A BREWIN'
To purposefully, publicly, indiscreetly disrespect someone whose face is not worthy for hands and soul not reputable enough for a pimp slap or bitch slap, by humiliating this repugnant enemy with the swing of a pizza slice that connects with his/her/its face.more...
This demoralizing act is acutely difficult due to the size of the slapping device and the proximity to the person being slapped. The specific type of slap we are considering often takes place during an argument, at a table designated for eating, and/or when someone is not paying attention to you as in a sneak attack pizza slap (less difficult to complete). It is usually performed by someone who lacks the confidence to deliver a strong punch, or by someone whose confidence oozes out their ears and executes this smack of humility to prove how skilled he/she is.
Remember, to complete a pizza slap, you must hold on to the slice of pizza through the connection with the face of your enemy. Should you release the slice prior to its marriage with the cheek, it would constitute a food fight. And you know that shit's just juvenile. Also, beware of your opponent's potential reaction to this action. Please be warned that he/she/it may be speechless, in awe, with a bright red face (from both rage and the pizza's ingredients), or bawling in tears....
|70.||eat a bag of dicks|
A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."