rag time 

when a female is on her period, time when all normality takes a vacation; a week or so when all normality is null and void (no negotiations!), 'that time of month',

1.) "If we go out drinking tonight, I can't have TOO much fun. It's rag time, so I can't pick up any guys."

2.) "Sorry, Honey. It's rag time so we can't fool around."

3.) "This dipshit at the bar THOUGHT he was a player with some game, but he was WICKED trashed! I just had to take the opportunity and see to it that the player finally got played, so I didn't tell him it was rag time (and he never even found out! What a dickwad!) ."

4.) UGH! It's rag time!"

rag time by abnrml March 20, 2010

rag time marching band

when a girl is on her period. and acting like a cunt.

Well Bill sounds like your wife is pissed and the rag time marching band is in town for a week.

rag time marching band by fids December 28, 2007

ragtime festival

When a group of women all get their periods at the same time.

At the office today, it was nothing but a ragtime festival. All of the women in accounting were bitching about the vending machine being out of chocolate - the whole freakin' day.

ragtime festival by lemon40 October 25, 2007

Ragtime blues 

1) The depression one feels when one's lover is experiencing heavy flow menstruation and sex is not an option.
2) The frustration of abstaining from sex while experiencing menstruation

Derived from the words "rag and "blue" which describe a sanitary napkin and the color of testicles containing overabundant semen respectively.

1)"What's the matter? Not getting any from Amy?"

"It's been the ragtime blues lately."

2)"What's the matter, Amy? Ragtime Blues?"

Ragtime blues by Spidey Sutra January 6, 2009

Ragtime

A form of syncopated music with a lively melodic line and a steady bass line that was popular from 1890-1920.

"Maple Leaf Rag"(1899) and "The Entertainer"(1902) by Scott Joplin.

Ragtime by ragtimebuddy April 29, 2005

Ragtime

Something that someone says that another considers foolish; absurd; an absurd comment

"Oh Carol, you're talking ragtime."

Ragtime by MoxiliciousK2 December 25, 2008

Ragtime Shuffle 

The masturbation one has to resort to in order to relieve sexual tension when one's female partner is menstruating and either unable or unwilling to partake in vaginal sex. Usually refers to a solo act but can also refer to the hand relief supplied by the menstruating partner.

1. I say, darling, as you're on blob this week any chance of a Ragtime Shuffle? I really need to shift this dirty water off my chest.

2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before tea. Sorted.

Ragtime Shuffle by Shiker November 2, 2010