Ruffling Around 

Witnessing how all things get twisted while you do nothing to avoid it at all.

That single Ruff just looked like ruffling around while the board went down.

Ruffling Around by Toni GozTor May 11, 2018

Ruffling in the sheets 

When your very tired from partying the night before with a friend who is an avid runner and has more energy than a uranium fuel rod and he calls you because you missed your 0600 showtime for a 5 mile run.

Phone rings “ring ring ring, dude in bed answers- Hello? Caller says in a dubious voice- “Hey what you doing man? Dude in bed responds, “Duuude, I’m ruffling in the sheets man”. Ruffling in the sheets? WTH does that mean? I’m half way between being ready and going back to bed which is better than being in bed and not being ready!

Ruffling in the sheets by anonymous May 8, 2022

muff ruffling 

a chick fight, and/or catfight

Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.

muff ruffling by Docks October 2, 2008

ruffling 

So like its when you lay on your back, it's super hot out so your balls hang down to your knees. Yeah, you give yourself a reach around and pull your sweaty sack over your butthole. Breathe in and let a gnarly wet fart out. That my friend is Ruffling.......

Alisha walked in on me ruffling the other day, I was so embarrassed but I think she's liked it.

ruffling by Backdoor balls December 8, 2013

Riffling 

pronounced > Riffle-ing <
another term for masturbation/wanking

"he's mad for Riffling on the dance floor."
"i spent the whole night Riffling in front of the computer"

Riffling by purepoppycock December 11, 2009

raffing 

Another way of saying ROFL that doesn't require capitalization.

IM RAFFING SO HARD AT YOUR MEMES!!!!

raffing by Your_fly_is_down September 4, 2016

Ruffling Theory 

The Ruffling Theory is an elaborate scam technique used by broke individuals mostly teens. How it works is that you would buy something online that could be anything, clothing, electronics and etc. Then after receiving the item you would tell the company, bank or whoever you used to make the transaction with that you item never came or that it came damaged (obviously a more detailed story) and after a week of checking the claim they would send back the money. Leaving you with the item and your money back spent with the item.

ruffling theory Guy 1: Bro have you heard of the ruffling theory?
Guy 2: No what's that?
Guy 1: Its basically a scam used online to get free stuff.
Guy 2: Sick!

Ruffle Kid 1: Dude! I just ruffled $300 worth of supreme clothing last week.

Ruffling Theory by ItsEbro February 14, 2018