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ratfink flopdick

A untrustworthy individual who can't complete a task without the help of someone else then takes full credit. This person will always upgrade their own job title to something that makes them sound more important and smarter than they really are. A typical Ratfink Flopdick will talk about how good and important they are while it's painfully obvious they are a worthless piece of dog shit.
That dude is such a Ratfink Flopdick! That chump told us he banged two chicks yesterday then today I overheard him telling someone that he nailed three.

Just look at that Ratfink Flopdick, he lays down chalk line in a parking lot and calls himself a "process improvement engineer." WTF
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Red Water Rafting

Red Water Rafting is the act of going down on a girl during her time of the month
Guy 1: I stayed over at my girlfriends last night

Guy 2: Did you have spag bol for dinner? You still have stains around your mouth

Guy 1: Naa, I just went red water rafting

Guy 2: You're nasty. Get away from me. Your breath smells like iron
Red Water Rafting by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009

Wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game 

Doing a little predrinking before arriving to a larger social event.
it's cool, just wettin' your whistle before reffing the big game.
The best singer to solicit American children since Barney. Sung great songs such as "down by the bay" and "peanut butter sandwich"
Wilabe wallabe we an elepahant sat on me!
raffi by cynthia May 12, 2004
1. talking via stream-of-consciousness thinking
2. freeform talk
3. first-derivative talking
I sat down to write you a letter and then picked up the tape recorder and just "riffed" 'til the batteries deflated.
riffing by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003
Also known as the Children's Troubadour, one of the greatest children's musicians of all time. Responsible for such hits as Baby Beluga and Bananaphone.
Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea, you swim so wild and you swim so free...