Racoons rib rugs 

Tits the same shape and length of a racoons tail that cling to the ribs like a thin rug

How was she? Great arse but she had racoons rib rugs and her box was like the mahove

Racoons rib rugs by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Karate Raccoon 

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.

I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.

Karate Raccoon by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020

raccoon mouth licker 

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.

Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

raccoon mouth licker by Non-raccoon mouth licker March 25, 2008

Raccoon head 

When a woman performs fellatio and doesn’t use enough saliva.

Damn homie my dick raw, she gave me that raccoon head!

Raccoon head by Donut Operator June 24, 2021

RaccoonEggs 

RaccoonEggs is a YouTuber. He is known for his offensive humor, shocking jokes, and playing CS. His videos are commonly found on IFunny or reposted on Instagram. Raccoon usually attracts a dark, cynical audience, which matches his 'sick' sense of humor.

"I love RaccoonEggs, dude. He is so funny."
"I hate him. He is way too offensive."

RaccoonEggs by I Am Going To Hell October 10, 2018

RaccoonEggs 

Once there was a man that fuckd a raccoon and 9 months later an egg was laid. 2 weeks after the egg was laid a wery small raccoon-man was born. Over the course of several weeks the small raccoon man grew with enormous speed.
He grew up to become a brainfuckd, youtuber, trashtalking pice of RacconEggs.

RaccoonEggs you racced pice of shitt! -Fitz (2018)
RacconEggs you weed smoking bastard! -Zuckles (2018).
RacconEggs i putt you in the tittle so i can make money. -TobyOnTheTele (2018) (JohnOnTheRadio).
RacconEggs you are equaly high as me. -SwaggerSouls (2018)

RaccoonEggs by TwinkleMe November 1, 2018

Corporate racoon

A person—a scavenger of sorts, who, throughout the
course of the workday, roams his/her company halls, meeting rooms and
cavernous spaces in search of any kind of food or drink—even of the stale
variety. Because of the corporate racoon’s cheap nature and “if it’s free,
I’ll take it! Even if it’s garbage” mentality, this character doesn't care
what it is as long it can be stuffed down his/her throat.

Example 1:
"Dude, look at Hank scrunched in the corner over there. Is he scarfing down
that old-ass sandwich?"

"Yikes, Hank, you hungry much? Those sandwiches are from a meeting that finished five hours ago. That meat looks sick and the mayonnaise stinks. You sick bastard."

"Hey man, can't help it. I'm a Corporate racoon. I obviously need help."

“Help? Dude, you’re disgusting. Throw that shit out.”

Example 2:
"Hey, Trisha, where'd you get the turkey wrap?"

"I was walking by the conference room and scarfed it from leftovers from that meeting that ended three hours ago, before they cleaned up the mess."

"Disgusting -- you are nothing but a corporate racoon."

Corporate racoon by Trish77 July 2, 2009