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Rickety Cricket 

A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.
Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."
Rickety Cricket by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009
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rickety swamp 

The result of perfectly timed sexual intercourse on a hot and humid summer's day, such that the sweat from the intensity of foreplay is gathered in an external container and applied directly to the genitalia as lubrication. In order to perfect the rickety swamp, the female and male must be poorly trimmed in the nether regions, and three chairs must be used to elevate the female over the container with the remaining sweat. Two chairs hold the legs, spread apart, and the female balances on the third with her torso. The man then stands on his toes and sodomizes from the rear.
The weather was so hot and humid yesterday, that when Sheila and I got back to my place and the AC wasn't working, I grabbed all the chairs from the kitchen table because we had to try the rickety swamp.

racketeering 

Operating an illegal business or scheme (a racket) in order to make a profit, perpetrated by a structured group.
He has a long criminal past, drug trafficking, arson, racketeering.
racketeering by sito88 May 17, 2014

Meat Racket

When you have powerful over sized hands of doom. A person with meat rackets can usually palm things in his/her hands, such as basket balls, bowling balls, and small cars.
Brad doesn't need any special equipment to play tennis. He just uses his meat rackets.

I got a high five from one of Brad's meat rackets. I should get the cast off in a few months.
Meat Racket by Dogtor November 30, 2011

Racket raccoon RR 

Projecting internalized negative racial attitudes onto others in your own race.

Racial self hatred as construct internalized racism.
Racket Raccoon RR in all racial/ethnicities usually prominent in suburban neighbourhoods.

String my Racket 

The act of running ones tongue back and forth on the perineum(taint) from the bottom of the vagina to the anus.
"Rob couldn't make up his mind if he wanted to eat my pussy or give me a rim job and decided to string my racket."
String my Racket by Lustre King September 9, 2011

racket behind the radiator 

The act of physically hiding but not doing a good job so a limb ends up sticking out at some weird angle.
Lora was a racket behind the radiator yesterday. I just had to laugh at her stupidity!